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My mother and father divorced when I was 13,im 45 now,obviously I was devastated at the time but over the years mum told me the reasons why they split up,dad had as many as 12 affairs! Mum even hired a private detective to follow him,when mum told me who some of the women were I was surprised because some of them were a lot younger than dad at the time and it always got me thinking what dad had to offer! He wasn't bad looking but he must have had a big dick for the amount of women he'd slept with! The answer came when he didn't hear me knocking on his door,so I just let myself in like always but hadn't seen him wanking in his front room before! My suspicions were right! Although dad was 73 his dick stood rock hard like a man half his age and when I say big! Well wow!!! He was watching porn on his telly and he could have been there performing himself! My eyes were glued watching him wanking and I was in no rush to interupt him until I just had to walk in on him! Dad I shouted it's only me and acted all shocked when I saw him! Shit I'm really sorry dad pretending to cover my eyes! He shot off the couch pulling up his tracksuit bottoms! The porn on the TV was still playing and the girl says fuck my arse with that big cock! Dad's tracksuit bottoms looked like a tent and I just came out and said no wonder all those women had a thing for you dad! I thought I'd locked the door! In his panic his dick popped out of the top of his bottoms! I didn't think guys your age could still! Well you know I said! The atmosphere changed! Little blue tablets shelly my dear,this time not attempting to pull his bottoms up! Fuck me harder the girl on the telly said then dad put his hand around his dick and said yeah fuck her harder! Think I should be on there with them do you shelly? It looks the same size as his if not bigger if you ask me it's really big not realising I was staring the whole time at it! How long do you think it is? I don't know but I know its big dad! There's a tape measure on the window sill,give me a hand measuring! I held the tape with dad holding the other end against his stomach! My hand was inches from his dick! The suspense is killing me dad said! Keep it still for a second! Then with my left hand I held the tape aswell as his dick looking at the all important inch count! It was a little shy of 9 and 3 quarter inches! Not to shabby for an old man he laughed! The tape measure had sprung back into the case and I still had my hand around it! Great idea these viagra dad said moving his hips back and forth looking like I was wanking him off! It lasts for hours shelly! I bet it does dad adjusting my hand! Oh right there love! My wrist starting aching so I put my other hand around it and there was easily enough room for another hand! All those years wondering if my dad had a big dick and here I was holding it with both hands! The porn continued on the telly and the girl had a black cock in her mouth dad saw me watching it over his shoulder and asked me if I liked porn? Yes I embarrassingly answered! Whats your favourite? I love watching milfs getting fucked by black guys he said! Obviously gesturing about my husband Tony who is black! Is that why you married Tony because of his big black cock? Maybe I replied but it's not as big as yours dad! How often does he fuck you shelly? I was getting horny and told my father that my husband fucked me twice a week! Is that all! Id fuck you every chance I had! Would you really dad? Like all of those women you had! I just love sex as I felt his hand moving up my thigh resting on my arse! Undo my skirt if you like? It fell to the floor and dad's hand moved onto my knickers,he rubbed my pussy before pulling them to the side sticking a finger inside my pussy! Didn't take you long to get wet! My pussy was soaking! Bet Tony's cock looks great in your pussy! I had to take everything off and stood back for a minute! Tits like your mother dad said as I walked back to him! I looked at him and licked my lips bending my knees kissing his stomach at first then attempted putting my mouth over his dick! It hardly fits! I could only suck his bell end and ran my tongue up and down it! Lick my cunt dad! Are you a dirty milf shelly? Find out for yourself! I opened my legs and played with my clit with my dad standing over me stroking his dick! He buried his face in my hairy pussy and licked my clit! I want to feel your big dick inside me! We looked at each other as his dick entered my hole! Slowly he disappeared inside me and fucked me slowly! The girl on TV was now being fucked in her ass then I admitted to dad that me and Tony had had a couple of threesomes! And I'd had two men at once! Up your arse were they? Your mother wouldn't let me fuck her asshole so I had to look elsewhere! Arnt you lucky I don't follow her then dad! Get my phone out of my bag I said, here see what you think! One of Tony's friends was fucking my arse whilst Tony had his cock in my mouth! Is that Kevin the mechanic dad asked! It is dad yeah and he's fucking you up the arse! Who else do I know? I told him 2 others that he knew and he called me a filthy tart taking his dick out of my pussy telling me to suck it! Have you ever been dogging dad? No but I've heard all about it, Tony and I went a few years ago and one of your friends was there! Who dad asked? Harry from work with you! I sucked his cock with 3 other guys while Tony watched!! Get up! Do you want Tony to see me fuck you? He'd love to! Dad fucked my pussy then I felt a finger in my arse! He spat on my hole then put 2 fingers in me! Fuck me go on! Id never experienced anything like it feeling my arse stretch, dad couldn't believe I'd taken his length and switched from my arse to my pussy! I finished him off in my mouth 😋 older guys are the best xx
Nursing Home
When I was 17 I got a job in an old peoples home and the majority of clients were male. After 6-7 months I was called into the manager for an appraisal and all was really good and they were pleased how well I’d settled in. He then asked if I’d like to do some night shifts with a significant increase in salary so I jumped at the chance. Toward the end of the first week the matron took me to one side and told me I could earn a bit extra if I was willing to jack off a few of clients last thing at night. That way we get an easy shift. Ok I said, how many do you want me to take care of, would you or could you take say 8-10. You get £5 for each one. Wow yes I’m definitely up for that. It must go no further than the staff already doing it. I’ll tell the manager you’re on board and he’ll pay you. Cum with me and I’ll show you the ropes. We went to the first chap who was eagerly awaiting his nightly wank. The matron told me if you want them to cum quickly show your tits. I also recommend you start wearing stockings and suspenders. They love a flash. We did two more together and I went in to the next one on my own. He was a little man in his early 70’s but omg did he have a big cock. As soon as I walked in he said I was hoping you’d join the team. Look you could be my granddaughter showing me her picture it was uncanny the likeness. With that he pulled the duvet from over him again saying her name is Susan, and that’s what I’m going to call you. So cum to grandpa Susan and fell grandpas cock all hard for you. I want to see your tits and I need to see if you got hair around your pussy yet. I act all shy and slowly life my skirt and my clit is as swollen as much as I’ve ever seen it. At this point in time I’m still a virgin and no one had seen my pussy.
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He sees my clit sticking out and says I’ve never seen such a big clit. Please let me see it. I put one finger in the side and pull it exposing my pussy. I cum and my hand is soaking wet. Susan let grandpa lick your fingers. Which he does and he say quick Susan my cock grab it I do and he shoots a load into the air landing on the back of my hand, please Susan lick grandpas spunk of your hand. It’s the first cum I’ve ever seen and he’s wanting me to clean it up with my tongue. I gingerly put the tip of my tongue into the puddle of cum and taste it for the first time. Susan come and clean grandpas cock with your tongue do you like my taste he asks and I nod my head saying, your cum is gorgeous grandpa I love it. I move to his cock to lick it clean but he takes me by surprise and pushes it straight into my mouth so I just begin sucking it. My first blow job. When he’s finished I say night night grandpa now go to sleep and I’ll wake you in the morning. Can’t wait he says. I turn his light out and open the door and matron is standing there with a big grin on her face, may I she says and I look at her and she moves in and runs her tongue around my lips and into my mouth, wow another first.
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I get home at 8.30 and before I go to bed I get on the internet and order some sexy underwear. I strip and get into bed naked for the first time and masturbate for an hour and cum to my best ever orgasm, another first I suck my fingers dry and love it. I had the next two day off and when I return to work the manager is waiting to see me, he takes me into his office and congratulates me for joining his special team. He gives me £25 for services rendered. He then asks if I’d brought some sexy undies like the matron had asked and I said yes I have them on. May I he asked. Standing I lift my skirt bloody hell he comes around the back of me and asks me to bend over I obliged him and he whistles and says are they crutchless panties, yes and he puts a hand between my legs and has a good feel, bloody hell he says how old are you 17 I said, I’m so fucking hard he says. Want to earn another £25, I’m a virgin I tell him. £50 he says ok he bent me further over the table and he drops to his knees and burys he’s head between my arse checks and I feel the first ever tongue working its way between my pussy lips and it feels fantastic then I feel him licking my little rose bud and then he pushes his tongue as hard as he could and I feel it enter my anus. He stands I here his zip being pulled down then feel it I thought he was trying to put a tennis ball inside of me. God he was so thick he had trouble getting in then all of a sudden he grunts and fills me with cum. He says sorry and sends me to the matron and told me I said she was to clean me up. When she finishes come back to me I have a proposition for you. The matron takes me into the treatment room and puts me on a table removes my panties and the next thing I feel is warm water being put in me with a a soft black ball with a long tube attached to it and she pumps the ball and I fill with water. She tell me to hold it as long as I can and when I’m ready empty myself into the bowl. I can’t hold it any longer
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I start to empty into the bowl and she comes and presses just above my pubic bone and it’s almost like an orgasm. You can clearly see his cum in the water. She gets paper towels and starts to dry me up and my clit pops out, Christ she says I have to taste that and starts sucking on me. My first woman and boy this definitely was her first time. I had two orgasms and she says try me and gets on the table into a sixty nine and lowers her naked pussy onto my face. Within minutes I find out later it’s called a gusher and also a squirter. I thought I was drowning in beautiful ladies juice. After we clean up she says I’m going to teach you so much. Can’t wait I said. Now get yourself back to the manager. I walk in and he says first off I don’t normally cum that fast you got me so excited being a virgin. I says that’s ok. Would you come to a four day conference with me you’ll learn so much but I also want you to myself and have you share my hotel room with me. I’ll pay you £200. So I asked about the dates and said I’d let him know tomorrow. When I got home next morning I left a message for mum and dad to make sure I was up an hour earlier than normal. I asked them if I could go to this conference for four days next month and lied to them that I’d be sharing a room with two others. Mum thought it a great idea daddy was a bit unsure but mummy talked him around. Later when I got to work I went straight to the manager and told him I could go. I said I don’t even know your name and he told me it was Eddie I said that’s easy it’s the same as my dads. I’ll just call you Daddy with a naughty grin on my face. Fantastic he said you won’t regret it. Anything else I can do for you I asked feeling my breasts. No he said I’m saving myself till I get you in that hotel. That was nearly 30 years ago, I’ve loved every day of my working life.
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12 women shit I have slept with over 70 my dick must be gigantic
Oh that is absolutely hot!! You are both consenting adults so nothing wrong there! Do tell abit about your body,boob size, height, would so appreciate it!! I worked in a home improvement store in my early 20s. Every one was required to carry a tape measure. I had a decent milf who always flirted and wanted me. We tease back and forth all the time about sex stuff. She would often pull out the tape and ask about my cock size, I was like idk how long it is.. We went out to lunch together, on the way back we had a dirty conversation, I was getting hard ,she pulled in a parking lot, and we climbed in the back of her van and she said finally! She pulled it out and looked surprised, but insisted I get to full size. She stroked and sucked it, then pulled out the tape, 8 and a quarter inches!!!
Continued, we were a half hour late getting back, dead battery, ; ). We were lovers after that and had some incredibly erotic,dirty times together..