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Sexiest thing my stone cold sober wife ever did~!
It has been a few years - but I guess what led up to this was a lot of sexy talk during foreplay with my wife the night before....
She's been having fun flirting passively with a bud of mine who has had a crush on her for 3 years. "Passively flirting"?....well, she doesn't say anything particularly flirtatious to him - but she'll wear a very low-cut blouse with a push-up bra (he loves her teats! - she catches him all the time, 'down-blousing' her) or very short jeans skirt or her crotch-cutter short-shorts when we're all out for a day trip.
In the evening she'll come down after her shower wearing a thin T-shirt, which barely covers her bikini panties when she stands straight.....and doesn't at all when she bends or plays cards with us, lays on the floor watching TV, etc.
One night she played a kissing game with the two of us while drinking.
We talked her into "spin-the-bottle"...when she was the only girl...she was pretty tipsy! Taking turns kissing us guys - and trying to ward off our hands as we did so! (not always successfully!)
So, anyway ....I must have dared her to do this. Which really she gets her womens'-lib thing fired up.
In the morning my bud is coming by to pick me up for a ride to a car show several miles away - so we need an early start.
She's set things up.
He comes in and sits at the kitchen table while I putter about nearby making coffee for us. Hooked by it's tied bow on the top of the chair next to my bud.... is a pair of my wife's tiny, lace-front, sheer-back, yellow bikini panties.
(Her brunette muff/triangle is somewhat concealed ....but her cute little butt & butt-crack is on full display in these babies!)
My bud is staring at her panties there on the back of the chair....while we chat and I make coffee.
Then, "Oh, THERE they are!" we hear my wife say as she walks into the kitchen.
She is wearing a very short lace nighty which is slit to her armpits on each side, showing a lot of bare hip and butt cheek sides as she moves. The damn thing is JUST long enough to cover her pussy fir, while not at all long enough in the back to cover the rise of her cut little ass. We both stare at her very bare ass crack as she turns modestly away - bends and slips on her panties!
She gets on her toes and give me a "good morning" kiss and walks around to my bud, leans over and give him one, too, "morning you guys!....sorry about the panties ...." Leaving my bud to imagine why they were by the kitchen table in the first place.
She puttered around - bending in those sheer panties for just a few minutes, a lot of side-boob, with the side of her lovely body bare from her arm to her toes - but the yellow ribbon tying her panties together. Then she sat across from my bud, to chat.
I tried to make eye-contact with her, because her left nipple had freed itself and had slid through her lace nighty....just a little. But it was soo sexy...all dark pink and suckable looking.
Of course my bud - who has a real thing for her teats, was having a very nice stare at her barely concealed breasts and at that nipple, with the little pucker on the tip!
All too soon it was time for us to take our erections and leave!
BTW- she was sooo hot that night - replaying her antics in front of our male friend. How it felt to stand there all but naked in front of him....giving him a show while she slid her panties on. Embarrassed when I told her about her nipple being the center of attention after she sat down....thinking she was now mostly covered - when all the while we were enjoying her nipple! Embarrassed but so turned on at her naughtiness!
"You better stop daring me, mister!"
Absolutely true story.
I want to breed women of different cultures, ethnicities and races.
Carry thru on it; you'll enjoy it.
Absolutely bullshit story.
I wish my wife was here to verify this incident. This happened years ago - and and a few yrs later she became my ex. Still probably the sexiest female I've ever been with. Very sexy MIND!
My buddy could verify it - but he's married now - and that would not be cool.
Listen - there are many guys married to some very sexy women out there. They don't all shoot porn videos in a motel - or engage in 3-somes - but they can do some really sexy exhibitionistic non-fucking but very sexy things in their living rooms and at night in out of town hotel pools , etc.
Another night we got her to play strip poker when she was wearing only a T and panties! How? He dared her! Bingo!
45mins later they are dancing naked with each other! No fucking - but a lot of necking and then his boner became really awkward poking her belly so she opened her legs and slipped him between her thighs. Not in her pussy - but rubbing against it. "Sorry - you can't fuck me " she whispered in his ear - "but I won't leave you hurting!" (she knows all about 'blue balls') so she gave him a nice hand job on the couch while deep kissing him. He went to sleep there - we went to our bedroom and she was supper horny!
Sorry you don't believe this. but I'll tell you - the memory of the two of them pressed body to body while butt naked, deep kissing - hands on each other's butts - still gets me hard enough to masturbate to.
Don't dare a pretty girl like this one! She'll put you in your place!