Midget trick-or-treating

I had this weird fantasy/idea the other day, about being a midget on Halloween night and going around my neighborhood dressed in costume and talking with a "little kid" voice, and finding all the neighborhood perverts who want a blowjob from what they'd think(or fool themselves into thinking) is a kid. I wonder how long I'd be able to go in the same costume before people would catch on.

By Anonymous