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Stripping for a drunk hobo for money
When I was in college on spring break a camera crew was offering girls money to show their tits and asses, make out with each other and even bigger amounts to girls who would eat each other's pussies. All on video of course. Being young, drunk and stupid I declined on most (except flashing my tits) but when they offered me $500 to strip for a homeless man and let him smell my panties. After making sure that was all I had to do, I jumped at the chance. So the camera crew drove my gf and I a few blocks away to a part of town that was pretty much empty with more run down and boarded up houses. The guys jumped out of of the van and took me across the street to this carport kind of area of a building and there was this lanky, dirty black man who reeked of booze and body odor. The crew had their cameras going and said do it. So I real quick stripped off my top and skirt and took off my panties and held them out to the man, trying not to get too close. The poor man was so drunk and confused he was just smiling and laughing. I don't think he even knew what was happening. I just remember he was missing teeth and smelled so bad. I was throwing my clothes back on and quickly got back into the van. He never did touch my panties but I threw them out anyway. Just the idea of it makes me shudder. All in all it was a pretty easy $500 but how embarrassing. I mean it was kind of ridiculous too but I always hope nobody ever sees that video! Especially my family.
I call bullshit. That video has been floating around the interwebs for years. You are not her, not in your wildest dreams. You're probably some lame ass boring 40 yr old single guy jerking off in your parents basement to online porn when you're not playing Dungeons and dragons. Anyone who knows is aware that girl, the real one, became a porn star and would be the last person on a website like this one claiming to have "an embarrassing confession". Loser.