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I ate my Wife's Uterine lining!
I just got all fucking beastial while she was on her pad, went down on her, pleased her big time and pulled that fucking tampon out and ate the bloody lining! Now in my culture, (White, redneck/biker/headbanger)
It is a right of passage to get your red wings. Had mine since I was 16 and repeated it multiple times in my life. But this was the first time I had ever LITERALLY eaten pussy! I still remember how gross it was. All that bloody chunk all thick in my throat! But I refused to barf and disgusting or not, if I had it to do all over again, I wouldn't change a fucking thing!
Disgusting inbred backwoods retarded right of passage. What a moron.
Wait a minute. I'm confused. You said the first time was when you were 16. Then you said you did it multiple times. Then you're saying the last time was your first time? Well, what is it? And if you don't know, you need to read a book on the birds and the bees and see how girl innards work because it sure doesn't sound like you know.
Sick
Honored
Yeah your gross
Nah...that was a one off. But whatever. I still wouldn't change a thing.