Wife PO'd > I left the table when her crotch eater joined us

What would you have done?

She said that I had embarrassed her.
back story: My wife is younger than most of the professionals in her work circle at the courthouse.
She is 5'8", 128lbs, long blond hair, firm B-cups, tight little ass and legs forever.
She's dated too many local lawyers to count, a rep from the state senate, business owners, several bosses.....etc., etc.

OK, she's dead attractive and a bit of a flirt. Is VERY comfortable around men.
For whatever reason - she married me.....said I reminded her of Tom Selleck.

So, we're at another govt function dinner party, around Xmas.
This tall good looking guy (another lawyer) walks past, greets my wife warmly - she smiles bigtime, he sits down to join us. While he's turned ordering a drink from a wait person....I quietly ease back my chair and leave.

After I return from the bar with a beer I spot some buds and joint them at their table for the final hour of the evening.

In the car, on the ride home my wife is very angry - for "embarrassing" her.

When she's done venting, I state my position:
"OK, you may or may not recall (you'd been drinking) - but one time I noticed your interest when this known womanizer walked past at a function. So, I asked - was he an old lover of yours? You said, "No, he tried, several times goodness knows, I never let him fuck me - ....all we ever did was neck like crazy on his couch one time!. He got my top off......and Oh yeah, later he me down on the floor....had my short skirt up and was between my legs licking my panties ."

"Ummmm, You're topless, your dress is up and a guy's between your legs licking your panties...... and nothing else happened ??!!!! That's BS!"

"Well, OK, he pulled my panties aside and was eating me. I remember thinking - he has a male roommate -- and he could walk in on us at any minute!......but it felt so good..... I finally just spread my legs wide - and thought, "I don't care if a marching band walks in right now!!"

She still claims they never fucked. Which isn't believable...."Necked like crazy, loved my bare teats!, licked my pussy." So the guy just got a massive case of blue balls - for his troubles. No way.

"Anyway, dear. You really expected me to sit down with this guy who is smiling at you and chatting and is ......of course remembering what your cunt tastes like....?!"
"Well....." she said.
I added, "there was a gal sitting behind us tonight, I was the first guy ever to eat her. She went ballistic. Wouldn't let me stop! I'll tell you who she is - and all about our sex session in her water bed. Next party - we'll go over and sit with her. OK?"

She got quiet.

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