Toilet Paper Folding Money

She’s an attractive woman but mean and intolerant. I pay my installments of my fine to her. She tries to humiliate me somehow every time I go into her office.

To get back at her I touch the $20s to my butt crack. Sometimes I wear them in my butt crack on the drive to see her.

When I’m payed up and no longer must see her should I send an anonymous note explaining the toilet paper money?

By Anonymous