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A month ago I got my bi-yearly bonus. It was pretty substantial. I mentioned to the wife a few ideas of updates to the house. She said, “What if we put in a pool?” I said, “Why a pool?” She said, “We already have a privacy fence. I’d be able to lay out on the deck naked and sun tan or swim naked. We could have sex in the pool.” I said, “A pool is a lot of upkeep. Having. To clean it and maintain it.” She said, “Then we get a pool guy.” I said, “And we would have to pay them.” She said, “I would pay him. I want a hot, young pool boy with a big dick.” I said, “A big dick? Why would that matter?” She said, “Well, when he comes over to clean the pool, I’ll be laying out naked. He’s gonna get excited seeing me naked and if I’m gonna be fucking the pool boy, I want him to have a big dick.” I said, “You want to fuck the pool boy?” She said, “If we get a pool and we get a pool boy to maintain it, I’m gonna be fucking him.”
You better be dumping that slut
At least she's being honest with you.
We have a big in ground pool with a patio all around it. We live in the country and we have no one that lives close to us. She's always naked outside and she has some friends that come over for pool party's and of course they end up naked also. She's fucked other guys out by the pool. The only problem is we don't have a pool boy I have to clean the pool. But that's okay I get to see naked women and when other guys are here that's when the fun starts.
Pool is going in next week. Wife is already asking if she can “interview” pool guys
You should get your wife the pool. Someone is going to be fucking her, if not already, and you might as well get the pool cleaned.
Look for a 9" bwc
Go for it. It'll be worth ever penny.