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Watched by the Neighbor
I maintain a kind of morning ritual. I usually get up and have coffee in the living room, smoke a little weed, read the news, talk to the wife and sometimes play with my cock. Sometimes the blinds are open sometimes not. I don't generally think about it even though the houses are kind of close together in my neighborhood. My living room windows are not directly in the line of view from my neighbor's house. But they are diagonally across and you can see inside of you are close to the window.
Anyway, last summer or AC system went down over night one fateful evening. The wife and I opened all of the windows and slept naked. We live in the south and it was like eighty at night. I got up the next day and did my thing naked. Given that no one can really see into our house except the maybe the neighbor we both just stayed nude. So there I was enjoying my coffee and my cock started to stir. Naturally, I started pleasuring myself. Once my dick was good and hard I started stroking in earnest. My wife was getting prepared for work and making dirty comments. I laid my head back to enjoy the sensations. I stroked the head while stroking the shaft separately. I played with my balls. I happened to raise head and open my eyes a little when I noticed the neighbors blinds open very, very slowly from a half opened position. Part of me was shocked knowing she was watching, but I was so turned on I just couldn't stop. Then I was really turned on. I made sure she could see exactly what I was doing to myself. At one point, I held my swollen cock by the base with my left hand both legs spread wide open and slowly stroked with my right hand. I took my time while my heart raced. In the back of my mind, I was concerned she might call the police. But the pleasure was too immense. Then the orgasm was explosive. I let the cum go everywhere. I let my cock jerk and spurt knowing she could see it all. I eventually got my wits about me and got in the shower. No cops came, so I assume she may have enjoyed the show. I've spoken to her as has my wife many times since. Same cool neighbor. I get a little turned on knowing she's seen me.
Since the pandemic my wife and I work from home. We're done with our work by 9 AM. We used to drag that out in our cubicles till 5 PM. Co says we're never going back, they scraped a $20 million office expansion. By 10 my Joanie is laying out on the deck, butt naked. She says why not. we live in the sticks. She is hot, big tits -- doesn't want show off white tits and strap mark and nude outside just feels good. I join her but keep shorts nearby, grab them every time I hear a car. She has no safety net. I notice a reflective flash from .5 mile away. It's some guy with binoculars. She says she knows he watches, a guy thing, watching naked ladies -- He's harmless, she talks sports him at the little store. "He probably jerks off, you jerk off. Since HS I knew most guys want to fuck me. I'm actually going to miss that when I get old." One day we're laying out. She says don't look, he's watching. Let's give something to jerk off to -- up for a blowjob? Sure.
It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood.
Wouldn’t you like to be my neighbor?
Even Mr. Rogers has a kinky side.
Quit trolling for kids at the playground!
Nice story n nice writing.
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