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Who is the craziest guy/girl you ever pursued for sex and how did it work out?
I cheated on my wife with a girl I knew from high school. Smoking hot but fucking nuts. Three different kids from three different men. Total homewrecker and certified slut. Diagnosed bipolar and is a neurotic mess. The only thing keeping things cool is that I keep giving it to her. If I ever break this off I'm pretty sure she'll try to ruin my life. So now I'm stuck fucking crazy but hot until she decides to move on.
It’s always fun at the time to be with crazy who will do ANYTHING but when you wanna go elsewhere then it’s regret city.
At 22, my first apartment alone -- really cool place, lots of nurses complex -- half of them had whore as their #2 dream vocation, but they weren't particularly crazy. One was openly bi. The crazy one: Lynn, 42 married, Needed a ride back to her car from a bar near where her company meeting was. She looked like Mrs Robinson -- but there's no way this sporty dressed Mom was that type -- I thought. We had to drive by my complex and i said how about a beer? Neighbors might see me with Mrs R -- at 10 PM. Chatting to Sinatra -- figured that to be her speed. Things are getting a little sexy. But I'm probably being delusional. She finished the Bud-- right from the bottle that she's teasing a blowjob with. Delusional again? How about another beer? "sure but if you brought me here for something else -- let's get to it. You had me in the bar where we came from. Let me freshen up" -- Her fuck sounds heard by 3 neighbors. The bi nurse was 'let me have her -- please -- I'll do a 3 way.' And the 3 of got it on 10x -- Mrs R's first lesbian sex and she loved it. Both the nurse and me had to break if off with her -- she knew our work schedules and would be waiting in the parking lot unannounced.
Never have sex with someone crazier than you.
Nurses can be a little crazy. Add in married, in her that she is still hot and in 40s, with great sex, including her first lesbian sex and how could she not be crazy. Good job! To you and the bi nurse.
Oh, she was probably lonely and not having sex.
Contact me and let me know if she wants another kid.
I heard this saying too late in life.
“Never stick your dick in crazy!”