Wife’s request
I work 2nd shift. Work till 10pm except for Friday where I’m there till 1am. She texted me around midnight asking if I’d be off at my normal time. I said as far as I know yes. She said, “You may want to be a little late.” I said, “Why is that?” She said, “Austin is in town and wanted to stop by.” I said, “What would he want this late?” She said, “…” I said, “Really? What is he wanting?” She said, “Pussy.” I said, “And you have to find someone for him?” She said, “Oh come on. Quit playing dumb. He’s only in town a couple times a year. I haven’t had some good dick in a long time.” I said, “I don’t have good dick?” She said, “It’s nice. Don’t get me wrong.” I said, “Where am I supposed to go?” She said, “See if that friend of yours wants to suck your dick?” I said, “Which friend?” She said, “The neighbor guy down the street. Go do your gay thing and I’ll be on Austin. Love you!”
Is that your way of letting her tell us you're gay ? Man up, own up, and bone up with somebody else !