Someday...

Someday, I wanna lie in a kiddie pool, outside, in the summer, in just my tightie whities, and have a bunch of guys take turns cumming and pissing all over me. How many loads would it take to properly submerge me until just my nose is above water so I can breathe, and how much of it can I drink? I don't know, but I'd love to find out, and spend a day just marinating in a bunch of real men's fluids while I tug on my pathetic micropenis.