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So what is the oddest thing that you have used for lube?? because the ky ran out or you didn't have any??
Mine is crisco lol yep one time we didn't have any and didn't want to go to the store at the time but I really wanted to be fucked hard so we used crisco
Never use Crisco. That's shortening, over time, it will make it shorter.
My wife had a friend over a few years ago and while we were sitting outside she told me to go into the kitchen and fuck her ass. When I went into the kitchen the friend was doing the dishes and I went straight to her and pulled down her skirt and panties. Looking around the kitchen I found a tub of margarine, scooped a handful, stroked it onto my stiff shaft and after a brief struggle I was pounding my rock-hard 8 inches in and out of her luscious ass. After a few minutes of relentless ass fucking her legs trembled out a loud orgasm, followed by my big wad blasted deep into her ass,
Since then my wife and I have often used margarine when I fuck her ass.
If you are fucking a pussy, you shouldnt need any lube. Nothing better than natural pussy juice, and if she's wet enough, your cock will be wet enough to do her in the ass. If you are a homersexual then you might need some artificial lube, because you are not supposed to fuck men up the ass.
Vaseline is a better alternative - it lasts longer and feels good!
Hair gel.
Gorilla glue!
Nair by mistake. PrepH purposely.