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Where is the weirdest place your cum has been?
As a 32DD girl I have had my fair share of cum on my tits over the years and have (mostly) enjoyed it. I have also had it in my hair and on my feet and it got me thinking.
Where is the oddest place your cum has been? I don’t mean just on another person. On a chair? On an animal (by accident I hope!), in your dinner? On a car bonnet?
I guess mine is that i found one boyfriend cumming on my toothbrush!
On my sleeping sister. My sister was 2 years older then me. We lived in an older farm house, our bedrooms were upstairs, which was one big room with just a curtain to divide our two rooms. My sister had a nice body, of course to a 12 year old boy with ragging hormones, all girls have nice bodies, well I would always make sure I was up stairs in bed with the light out on my side before she would come up to bed.
With her light on, on her side, I could see her silhouette as she changed. She slept in only a tee shirt, and was a very sound sleeper, thank goodness. I would start pounding my pudd, as soon as she started undressing, and would blow my load all over my belly.
Well one night I woke up with a super hard cock, and started stroking it. Then got an idea, I got up, peaked around the curtain, with the moon light shinning through the window I could see my sister laying there. It was a hot night, so either the breeze from the open window blew th sheet off her, or she threw it off, anyway her bare butt was showing. So I jacked off frantically, and blew my load all over her butt cheeks.
Starting at 14, I would jerk off a glass, then when my mother called me to make her an Ice Coffee I use the glass with my cum. I would add heavy cream to it and Mom always drank every drop. She always said it tasted so good.
After a year of doing it, it was almost all cum. I jerk off several times a day thinking about mom drinking my cum. So fucking hot.
21 now, and still do it to her. I wonder if she knows.
Onthe hood of my truck once after nailin my girl on it and once on the back window after road head and she didn’t swallow so spit out the window at 65 mph lol
On the bed of a college dorm storage room. Moved a friend's kid to college across state, and fucked my hot older sister in the storage room looking for a bed frame for the kid's room. We locked the door and had sex on two different mattresses, leaving my stuff all over both, then leaving. On the way back to the dorm room, as she put herself back together and pointed out that neither of us had any sort of protection, she laughed and said "At least most of yours was all over the mattresses and my legs, not inside of me!"..
On a woman's panty-hosed foot. It was a wild night and when we awoke in the morning it was dried and stiff. She said, "oh well" and put her black high heel on over the spot. It is still a very sexy memory!
The ceiling! Top bunk, low ceiling, young and full of........