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I just happened across this web site. Decided to post my thoughts. I am 13, female, virgin, no boyfriend. I been using a hairbrush on my girl parts for awhile now. I really wanted a dildo. Just don't know how to get one. I used my curling iron once. I used a cucumber, but mom wanted to know what happened to it when it disappeared. I used a pop bottle. I used an empty lint roller. And of course I used my fingers. I was just curious what other women have used. I don't have much money and I can't go to an adult store. Anything common around the house I can use.
Cucumbers are cheap. Bananas, courgettes or a real genuine cock attached to a boy. The first girl I had sex was thirteen, I was fourteen and I was not her first. I was the the first to lick her pussy, though. She really liked that.
Have you got a boyfriend?
I’d love to eat and fuck that little pussy
Just use a fire hydrant, you stupid cunt ! Sit hard, rotate, and take care of your many problems at once !
Or you could've suggested something useful. Isn't that an interesting thought?
I did, you fucking milquetoast !
So, in addition to how the worst members of a generation say good morning, "kill yourself", in all its various phrasings, is now supposed to be legitimate advice? Handy info to have, I guess.
Do like the hundreds of other bottom feeders, slobbering wankers, animal fuckers, cock gobblers and panty sniffers do on here, and fuck your siblings, parents, and the family pet !
If you can get a couple of bucks you can buy a tube of M&Ms minus, the tubes they come in do the job for me pretty well. They're not very well blunted at the end but it still works in a pinch.
Protip, don't use a glass bottle. My stepdad used to work in a hospital and he's got a story of a woman who came in with a glass bottle stuck, having created a seal around the neck of the bottle so that when she tried to pull it out it just pulled her innards into the bottle. They got a dental drill, drilled a hole in the bottom of the bottle, and broke the seal so they could get it out. Stick to plastic, or fill the neck with rubber caulk to prevent a vacuum.
Also if you have a dog he may be willing to help😉
I use a 100ml dove deoderant can its perfect shape and size for a young teen pussy im 15 btw. My aunty was the one who told me what to use. 👭
I'd love to have one sent to you...