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Naked Mausoleum
I started visiting the local cemetery a dew years ago and found that the mausoleum is almost never visited by anyone during the week day. So I have been getting more and more daring by stripping completely naked and roaming the halls for sometimes two or three hours before I hear a door slam or voices and then I have to scramble to hide or gather up my clothes get dressed. The first thing I noticed is that with all the marble it is always nice and cool in the summer and since they never sweep the floor is dusty and it makes my soles really filthy black. I've done this so often now my bare foot prints are obvious on the white marble especially if its damp or rainy outside as I leave my trail around the building. Recently I have been stripped naked right inside the front door and leaving my running shorts, flip flops and t shirt in different places so I am forced to walk naked through the whole building to get dressed before I leave. I have laid naked on top of some of the tombs and masturbate a lot kneeling or sitting on chairs in some of the private rooms. The chapel is very open at the front of the building so I avoid staying there too long but I did get to lay naked on the altar a few times. I've heard the caretaker a few times come and go and I used to hide and wait for him to leave but now I want to get caught and have him either force me to suck his cock or let him fuck my ass. But then again he may call the cops.
I got caught! It was the hottest experience!! He saw me walking naked in a hallway and called for me to stop but I started running away from him. He chased me down and grabbed me by the arm and shook and slapped me and said "man, what the f*ck you think you're doing here?" He dragged me to the front doors of the mausoleum swearing and punching me all the while and then pushed me outside as I was. He locked the door behind me swore at me through the window then I started banging on the door yelling I needed my clothes and stuff! He let me back in after a few minutes still all pissed off and raving about indecency, then went around with me as I collected my speedo and tank top (the only things I wore that day), that I hid around the memorial rooms and after I got dressed in front of him, he brought me back outside and said next time he will call the police. I wound up getting a good beating and a ranting lecture about immorality and had an bouncing erection all the while! I don't think he would have been much interested in receiving a BJ or using my butt even if I had a chance to offer...