Keeping count
On a Saturday last summer, my buddy Jason and I had a long-standing golf date with two other guys from my work, teeing off at 2:00 PM. Just a few days before the day, we were both invited with our wives to a pool party at the home of some mutual friends. The party was scheduled to start around 3:00 so it wouldn't be scorching hot the whole time. We couldn't go but we told our wives Jo and Mary Ann that they should go without us and we would meet them at the party late.
Our golf round and the required 19th hole libations made it about 9:00 when we got back to my house. We decided it was too late to make an appearance, so we just waited for our wives. About 11:00 they knocked on the door giggling, and when I let them in I could see they were seriously smashed, Jo probably more than Mary Ann, but both of them still looked hot in their bikinis. The Uber they took home- the only good decision they made all night- left, and they joined Jason and me in the living room. I got them a non-alcoholic drink and put on some jazz, and Jo plopped on my lap and Mary Ann on her husband's.
Jo was quickly nodding off, but Mary Ann began grinding her ass into her husband's crotch. As he got hard, she laughed and grabbed his cock through his pants, saying, "Ooh, this looks like a good one!" She slid down to her knees, unzipped his pants, and took out his cock, which was a little bigger than average and completely erect. She took the whole thing in her mouth, then pulled off and said clearly, "This is the third biggest cock I've seen tonight!"
Jason was stunned, and he pushed her onto her ass on the floor. He stood up and shouted, "What did you say, you bitch?"
She replied worriedly, "Just that your cock is really nice."
"No, you didn't, damn you!" he said, and he stomped out the door, slammed it behind him, and started home in his car.
"Oh, shit!" Mary Ann said.
Jo was more awake by now and said, "What's going on? Where's Jason?"
I said, "Jason went home without Mary Ann. Maybe she'd better sleep on the couch." I lifted Jo under her shoulders and started helping her to our bedroom, saying over my shoulder, "I'll get you a pillow and blanket, Mary Ann." She curled up on the couch to wait.
I put Jo to bed, and she was immediately asleep. Then I took a pillow and blanket out of the hall closet and took them out to Mary Ann. She stood up as I spread them on the couch, then when I turned around I found her naked on her knees in front of me. She gave me a grin and unzipped my pants to pull out my cock, which was growing very rapidly. She licked it from top to bottom then smiled up at me again and said, "This makes him fourth!"
So did you fuck her as well?