At a restaurant

So my vice, my absolute addiction is masturbating, but sometimes just masturbation alone isn't enough, you have to do sometime forbidden to really get off. So I started to experiment around with going outdoors to do it. At first you hide in places that noone will ever see you like in a cornfield, or behind a building where you know for sure no one can see, but eventually you have to start getting a little bit bolder and a little bit bolder to get the same high from what your doing.
The riskiest place I've ever masturbated was this place in my hometown that was a little privatly owned restaurant. Imagine the building, now imagine the back side of this building had a deck with little tables and chairs set up for people who wanted to eat outside, and now imagine it's dark out. I had this idea to go sit on one of these chairs outside and all I intended to do was unzip my pants and pull out my guy down there and cross my legs and sort of hide my guy with my other hand, and slowly begin to stoke. Here's the kicker, the only thing between you and the people inside is a huge glass window. On the other side of the window was a table set up with a party of at least 10 or so men and women who could look out the window and see you at any moment. Here's the thing, as I sat there, I noticed that they were so caught up in their own little world that nobody even saw me. So as I sat there stroking it I thought I would put something to the test. I would test the theory that people are so caught up in their own little world they wouldn't notice you naked if you were just about ten feet away (which was the case with me, just on the other side of a glass.) So I uncrossed my legs and moved my hand which basically left my guy exposed in the open. After doing this awhile and realising these people were oblivious to me I unbuttoned the pants and lowered the pants enough to where now it wasn't just coming out of my zipper the whole shebang was unzipped and pulled down just a little. After stroking it a bit more I decided to pull my pants down to where my bare butt was touching the seat, but the pants were still up high enough I could quickly pull them up if someone looked over, but everyone was still oblivious to my presence. After stroking a bit that way I pulled my pants down to my knees and kept stroking. Still noone looking. The thrill of doing something forbidden like that is a high like none other, so after stroking a bit like that, I let my pants fall to the ground, and then I bent over in the chair picked them off of the ground, and threw them on over the side of the deck onto the ground behind me. Now I'm really feeling good, with my guy fully hard, and a undescribable feeling that blows your mind I was really going at it now. These people were still oblivious to me being there, and so I took off the only thing left that shielded my decency which was my shirt. I threw it over the edge of the deck onto the ground with my pants. At this point it didn't take me long to finish, and as I blew my wad all over the place I hightailed it down the steps of that deck completely naked, grabbed my clothes and ran away before putting them back on. No one ever did see me.


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