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Who makes the special sauce?
I work at a little local sub shop. I hate the boss and my co workers. I especially hate all you fucking dumb ass customers who eat here. So just for you I make my special sauce. First I use mayo, then ketchup, some dill pickle juice, paprika, a tiny bit of Crystal Hot sauce, then I masturbate until I shoot a big load of my cum in it. Then I beat it really good with a whisk for you all. We use my special sauce on your burgers, subs, and in a squirt bottle for your fries. My boss should pay me more. Cause it's my special sauce that you dumb ass fuckers keep coming back to enjoy. I love thinking that a little bit of me might be in a little bit of you. So when you are eating at your favorite little area sub shop think of me. I really love it when a hot momma or young chic is enjoying a tasty treat on me. Oh baby yeah! Eat up you fuckers.
How many times a day do you make a batch of sauce?
The really, really amazing thing about this post is how in the fuck did an eleven year old get a job at a sandwich shop ?
Haha, the bosses wife thinks her shit doesn’t stink, I only give her the special sauce, and the rest of the workers know it
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I'm in the same situation. It becomes work after 3 or 4 months
I would love your special sauce, but it sounds like you should quit because you are miserable.