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Ex wife was a piece of shit also
My ex was cum freak and I didn’t find out for like 8 years into the marriage.. she started sharing stories with me as I screwed her and it got to the point of a tell all confession after awhile. One of her favorites was driving home from work that is if she didn’t already cum in the bathroom stall, she’d open the moon roof in her Honda Accord and drive next to a semi lowering her pants and rub one out while they watched...imagine finding this shit out after living 8 years with the weirdo! She started sharing her home alone stories while I was at work and told me that’s why she called me at work almost daily.. she’d get naked and call me, once she knew I was working some 30 mins away she’d but dildo’s in her pussy and candles in her ass...we owned a camcorder back then, so I talked her into taping it for me and she did... full blown sex show complete with sucking the juices from her pussy and sitting on it from behind. I have to say it was a turn on at first but the marriage ended when I found someone else... she’s been alone now for 20 years, that’ll teach the crazy freak to love sex with toys more than her men...
She came: behind the garage nude, on my poker table, on the washer, in the pool with water jets, on the kitchen counter, living room floor, in the tub, on the John, on the couch with my friends over she’d put a blanket over her watching tv and cum, on the front porch, while I was sleeping, sitting on the edge of the bed in front of the window, in my parents bathroom...and probably with a multitude of other people!
Well I hope you know & tell as U do to their face. Any woman that rails her hole with a plastic ,glass ,silicone or anything for way to long will Never be satisfied by a man. EVER!!
TO ME ITS CHEATING
Shouldn’t have left her..