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I was hanging with my girlfriend and she was in the kitchen making breakfast and looking fine in her sexy panties. I pulled out my cock and asked if she was up for a quickie, and she said, "Sure, but let's make it quick, I'm busy."
I pulled down her panties and asked if I could fuck her in the ass. She said okay. I started plowing away in her ass and she was getting into it a little, rubbing her clit while making sure the eggs didn't burn on the stove.
She had a pretty intense orgasm, at which time I felt some pressure building up in her ass. My dick was buried deep in it. I pulled out and holy hell she shit all over me. I'm not talking about a little, but logs coming out of her ass and my cock was fucking covered in crap. The smell was awful. She was embarrassed and we cleaned up but I could barely manage not dry heaving while we did so.
It was the most disgusting sexual encounter I've had in my life.
My wife and I love doing anal sex. She got a pretty big butt, and my cock isn't real long, maybe 5.5 inches erect. But it's really thick. So I don't penatrate he very deep but stretch her asshole out. Enough that it gaps for a bit after we are done.
Well one morning after a good anal pounding. We got up to shower. While we were in the shower together. My wife sneezed really hard.and shot this golf ball size round turd bouncing around inside the shower stall.
Now thats a load of crap, in 20 years of doing anal I have only got the slightest bit of shit on my dick about 5 times and that was nothing to worry about
Happens to us all the time. It’s a mess
My wife and I do anal sex alot. I fuck here ass, she pegs mine. However we always clean our asses out first with enamas, to make sure we don't have this problem. Thats part of our foreplay.
That’s hot bro
Man the fuck up dude
If you plow the poop chute, you've got to expect some dirt. I knew a guy who beat up his girlfriend for doing the same thing. I saw him entering a bar one night and I keyed his car so badly it looked camouflaged when I was through.
Logs!