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My husband took me to an informal, casual dinner meet up at his co-worker's house. There were only seven people there, pretty small. We drank wine, chatted, had a nice time playing Cards Against Humanity and had some laughs.
The host was this woman Patrice. She is divorced and works in a different dept than my hubby but I know they kind of have a thing for each other. They have been friends for years. I'm cool with her, but I can sense the flirting a little because they talk about inappropriate shit often. She has a boyfriend and he was there at the gathering.
While we were hanging out on the patio, Patrice asked my husband if he wanted to hear her new stereo. She's into music as is my husband. They left for a bit and came back maybe 15 minutes later. I didn't think much of it. The rest of us hung out and enjoyed the good wine and conversation. It was a beautiful evening.
However when my husband came back up I went to give him a quick kiss on the lips and he smelled like pussy. All women know that smell. He smelled like female hormomes and pheromones.
I asked him later if he ate Patrice out while they went to look at her stereo, and he denied any wrongdoing. I told him that if he is lying that I will never forgive him, and that I felt that he had eaten pussy. He was wearing the evidence on his lips. We got into a fight about it that night and I'm out of my skull about how to handle this. Our marriage has been good for 12 years and I get that he likes her and is a friend, but if he ate her pussy that night he needs to be honest about it. I can't stand liars.
My wife loves the smell of pussy on me after I’ve fucked a girl. I come home and she drops to her knees eagerly freeing my cock to taste a girls cream on me and then bends over and begs me to pound her and fill her with my cum so her pussy tastes like me and my whore
Fair is fair come take my load in your mouth
Well I will answer for him . He licked it clean that's why he had pussy breath. I came home 5 am one morning ate some chick out all night. I jumped in the shower as soon as I got home brushed my teeth mouthwash twice. Told my wife had to go to work as she gave me a kiss her eyes lit up . Like she smelled some other woman sent.
Go to Patrices home and tell her your husband admitted doing it. Then say it's fine I don't mind, then she'll confess x
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Why don't you ask Patrice if you can eat her pussy. If it tastes the same as that kiss you got from you husband he is guilty. If it does not taste the same at least you husband can say his wife is bi-sexual.
If he is only playing around with Patrice probably best to let it happen with your blessing, he will certainly be a lot better partner for you, my husband has a mistress, I really like her I often go out for lunch, shopping or a coffee with her, they both enjoy each others company but he is really happy to come home to me they even go on holidays together
I was having an affair with a married man years ago. He told me his wife never did stuff, was a prude and he hadn't had intimacy in years. He came to mine one evening and the second we started kissing i could taste pussy. I stopped kissing and said said you taste familiar. He was mortified and admitted to eating out and fucking his wife an hour before turning up at mine. For some reason that angered me more, the fact he was that lazy he didn't even wash up ready for me, and the fact that he just had sex with her then turning up at mine for more. At least try and be subtle!
Did you still have sex?
No he fingered me.
If it's only with Patrice let it be, after he has seen her just remind him to please clean his teeth and mouth before you kiss because you don't like the taste of her pussie, he will get the message.
There you go darling issue solved.
I'm female and i think you caught him red-handed and yes he ate pussy but you already know that. Lying in a relationship is total cancer and tho you can't likely keep them from being friends don't let them spend time together. I don't encourage my husband to have female friends bc it always has sexual tension and leads to playing around and is bad for families. You really need to say hey, if you ate pussy which you did, let's talk about it. But i agree that lying is the fucking worst bc that gets into trust problems which is even worse than cheating.
He's not saying anything because you are already angry and would be so either way. He's in a lose-lose position.
You need to lock him in a cock cage, just to be sure
Yes, he ate her pussy.
It was not the first time.
No, he will not admit it, and you cannot make him.
Even if he tells you the "truth", you will still question if it is the real truth because trust has been broken.
So now you have to decide if you can accept and move on from this or not.
Perhaps look at this as a point to take a different path and have your own affair.
Threatening you would never forgive him bla bla bla and raging on is not going to get him to open up IF in fact he did do something. Now what if your wrong?
I get in your mind you are not but there have been many a jump to conclusion fights in marriages that are simply not the facts.
Sounds like he and Patrice need to be on a leash.
Make the best of the situation. Give him permission. Learn to like the taste of her pussy on his lips and cock. Become good friends with her and bond.