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It's stuck in my pussy
Well this is really embarrassing, about 3 years ago I work at an auto service center. I was the only girl with 8 males that work there. In the summer time when it's hot out, these sweaty, muscle bound, tank top wearing, hunks of man hood, make me so hot and horny. Most of the time I couldn't wait till I got home to masterbate. Well I figured out a way solve this problem. I bought a long curved dildo, bored a hole in the end of the blunt end. I then glued a wooden dowl in that end that would reach the floor board. Now I can insert the dildo into my pussy, wedge the other end against the floor board. Not only do I get the vibration from the car running and the bumps in the highway, I keep rocking my hips back and forth and bring myself to a massive orgasim. This was all fine and dandy until one day I lost myself in a earthquake of an orgasim, and rear ended the car in front of me that was stopped for a red light. It wouldn't have been that bad except for my seatbelt was restricting my movement and I had taken it off. Well my car is older and has some rust on the floor boards. With the impact of the crash caused me to slid forward, which pushed the dildo all the way thru my vigina and cervix, into my womb. Then the other end pushed thru the rusty floor board. Well EMT's had to cut the wooden dowl off, take me to the hospital. I wasin surgery for over 6 hours to remove the dildo and repair the damage to my cervix and womb. They told me that I may not be able to have children because of the accident. But will just have to wait and see. I do want childern some day. So ever since I was all healed I've been having as much sex as I can. I don’t want a husband just hus sperm. Well if I can't get pregnant, I'm having a lot of fun trying, plus theres always adoption.
Honey, you ride this cock and I'll give you all the sperm you can handle!
In high school I had a big screwdriver and would stick the handle in my ass and jack off while in the shower. One day I slipped. It went deep and hurt.
I thiuyi was ok but the pain got worse and worse. I couldn’t pee and the pressure was building.
I told my mom I fell off a ladder onto a fence post. There was no bruises or anything tho. I never admitted anything but I’m sure the docs told her what was up. Had to have a colostomy bag for months.
Miserable. And I could have died. Lucky.
Talk about making lemonade
Wow, you could have been killed. I know if a similar situation back in the "70's ". Where a girl was riding in the center of a pick up truck, getting felt up by the guy on the passenger side. The driver got distracted watching. The kid driving went off the road and hit a tree.
Truck was a 4 on the floor. The girl impaled herself on the shifter, right up through her pussy. She ended up dieing later i the hospital due to her injuries she received in the accident.