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Okay, this is going to sound really strange, however it actually happened to me. For you non-believers I can produce copies of the E.R. and hospital medical reports.
I am a 28 year old female, short dirty blond hair, 5'2" tall, 186#, 40CC breasts, and a bubble butt. So as you can tell I'm short, chubby, small boobs for my size. Only good thing I have going for me is I'm told I have a pretty face, personally I don’t think I do. And sadly I took my own virginity with a dildo at the age of 23. To this day I've still haven't been with a man.
I work at the third largest zoo in the world. I'm one of the top snake handlers they have. I work a lot of long hours making sure everything, and all of the snakes are well taken care of. I am so fascinated by the snakes, there are some nights I will step out and get a bottle of wine, come back and just sit in one of the walkin snake pits, letting the snakes crawl across my legs and feet. Well night after I was inspecting the snake pits to ensure they were cleaned properly, and drinking my wine I came up with an idea. I got naked and layed down on the ground and poured some of the wine over my tits and pussy. It didn't take long before I had snakes crawling all over me. Their tongues probing across my nipples, and exploring my pussy lips and asshole. Well none of these snakes are poisonous, but they will still bite. This is when things started to turn sexually, some of the snakes started biting my boobs, belly, my interthigh, and my pussy lips. I actually had an awesome orgasim. We once I regained my composure, I got up got pride the snake off me that were still attached then got dressed and left for the day. All the way home I was thinking about what I had done, trying to convince myself there was nothing wrong with it, no one got hurt, it's not like I performing beastiality by fucking one of them. Well I continued my sexually in counters with my snake friends once or twice a week. Well I wanted to try some new things, I went into the large snake pit, with the pythons and anacondas. Now this is an experience, being naked, picking them up and letting them rap around you, and start to squeeze you. As long as you hold there tail up so they can't get an anchor point, you can control how hard they squeeze. I tried a few time to stuff their heads in my pussy by they wouldn't stay there. However I have let one of the larger ones rap around my chubby belly, and squeeze me until I pissed myself, couple of times I even pooped a little. Also found out that if I took that same snake and hold him behind his head and push him into into one of my boobs he would latch onto it and start trying to swollow it. Only thing about this is pythons and anacondas teeth are razor sharp and angle backwards, you end up with some pretty nasty bits and cuts on your boobs.
Well our zoo was donated a large anaconda caught in the wild, that was in dangering people and killing live stock. This thing was thirty four feet long, with a head that measured sixteen inches across. Well this snake had to be in isolation for two months. Well one night I was feeling sorry for him so I went into the isolation pit to keep him company, plus give him some human interaction. Remember I was still nude from my sexually in counters in the large snake pit, plus I was pretty tipsy from drinking an entire bottle of wine. Once inside his inclosure I found him up in one if the trees, so I sat down on the ground. Still horny I was rubbing myself, I could see that I still had some blood trickling down my belly from the snake bites on my boob. Not sure if it was the warm temperature in the snake pit or the wine, whichever it was I was getting sleepy, I just layed back on the ground. Soon I was deep a sleep, dreaming about this giant snake rapping itself around my squeezing me. I was really getting into my dream, it was so life like. He slowly slid up between my legs up across my pussy across my belly between ind my boobs around the back of my neck and down the other side. Suddenly without warning he started flipping me over and over rapping himself around me. He started slowly squeezing me, I was finding hard to breathe, I felt myself pissing and pooping, then it felt like my intestines were being squeezed out my ass. I was tell myself this only a dream, and tried to open my eyes, but couldn't. Then it happened I could feel my ribs cracking, I could feel the snake mouth opening overtop of my head. His mouth kept opening wider engolfing my entire head, his razor sharp teeth cutting my forehead and cheeks. Then I couldn't believe that he was opening his mouth wide enough to start swollowing my shoulders and across my tits. I could feel his teeth cutting deep into my back and boobs, but there was no pain, as I was gasping for air. I felt my self starting to black out, only to realize that I was have an orgasim. I figured what a way to die, orgasim while being swollowed by a giant snake.
Next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital ICU ward, with 246 stiches over my forehead, face, back, breasts, and belly, along with two dislocated shoulders, one broken collar bone, 8 broken ribs, collapsed lung, and rectal surgery to attach my colin back in place.
Apparently the night watchman had been spying on my weekly sexually adventures with the snakes, and went looking for me when I wasn't in the large snake pit. From what I was told he killed the snake, cut it open, pulled me out, and rushed me to the ER. I own him my life. Nothing has ever been said about being found nude. I still have a lot plastic surgery to go through to repair the scars on my head, face, and chest. Glad to still have a job with the zoo, and my new life saving friend. We are quite the pair to look at. Me short, chubby, and a frankinstine face, him 6'8" tall and skinny.
Back when I was in college one of the girls I roomed with had a pet snake. Well one weekend she went back home. I was watching the snake for her. I had a few drinks, was feeling horny, I've seen videos of weman and snakes. So I took the snake out and forced its head in my pussy. OMFG, did that feel awesome, I orgasimed so hard I squirted. However I paid for it later, ended up with an all full infection and rash in and around my pussy.
I read your post to my husband the other day, and we were both more then a little turned on by it. We decided that we would like to try this. Well we don't have a snake, or know any that does. So we had to improvise, my husband is in to rock climbing, and has all these big heavy soft nylon ropes. So we took an older one down to our basement, tied one end off to a support beam. Then rapped it around my mid section a few times then I layed on thr floor. My husband started pulling on the other end of the rope. Well he couldn't pull it hard enough, and I was getting rope burn on my belly. So we tried a different approach. So we coated my belly, and the section of rope that was around me with lubricant. Then my husband used a pully system hooked to another support beam. This worked, it squeezed me tight enough that I could barely breath, and my husband fucked till I started to pass out. Then he released the rope. However I didn't pee or poop, well couldn't tell if I peed or not, because I squirted during my orgasim. The next day we took a different approach again. This time just like before lubed the rope and myself extra good. But we had waited until I had to really poop this time. I held everything in as long as I could while he tightened the rope, when it got to the point I was having trouble breathing, he started fucking me, and I let loose of my bowels. Talk about a massive orgasim. This is now by far one of our best sexually adventures.
The thought of a snake literally squeezing poop out of you is strangely arousing. Thanks for sharing!
Yep, I believe it could happen. I have small ball python, he is only about a foot and a half long. Well one of his feeding days, I was feeling extra horny, I'd been watching porn all morning, so I already had a rock hard erection. So I took him out of his inclosure and put him on the bed with me. I then took one of the smaller feeder mice, holding it tight by its tail I placed it on my cock, and laid on the bed beside him. It didn't take long for him crawl up and rap around my cock and the mouse, and squeeze both till the mouse was lifeless. Well I had let go of the mouses tail, figuring my snake would just suck the mouse into it's mouth. Well he opened his mouth and engolfs not only the mouse, but my cock also. I felt the mouse slowly sliding off my cock as he was swollowing it. But didn't stop there, he kept working up the shaft of my cock till he was all the way up to the base against me. The harder I tried to pull him off the harder he sunk his razor sharp teeth into me. I spent the next hour surfing the Internet trying to find ways to get him to release me. I really had to pee, from all the beer I was drinking, and couldn't hold it any longer so I just let it flow. Well that did the trick, he released and fell to the floor. Only problem was I couldn't stop peeing. I've never done that since.
I see how this could happen. I have a Ball Python that's a little over 5 ft. long. I like getting naked and letting him crawl all over me. I'm quite skinny so he can rap around me a couple if times. If I'm laying down when he does it, he can squeeze me to the point it's hard to breathe. So I usally start out that way, then stand up and start pulling him off me. Problem being he's getting to the point he is getting to heavy for me to handle. Hes only bit me once and that was on my inner thigh.