Pigs in Love

I love seeing big fat couples, especially when they are so fat that they are on scooters with their blubber bulging and bouncing as they ride. I say to myself, self, there goes to people that are enjoying what they love best...FOOD and lots of it. They might not live long but they will die happy and stuffed full of the things that make life worth living for them.

Sounds like fun. Have you hogs lost or gained weight since you posted this?

They probably ate themselves to death.

Maken bacon...

So cool my fiancé and I are fat fucks as well; really fat fucks. I'm 600 plus pounds and I manage a large grocery store. My fiancé is 520 pounds and works as a customer service rep for a big box chain. Until the pandemic our main activity in life was eating at all you can eat buffets. We have our favorites in the area but we would also travel quite a ways to try out new places. Sometime we would go to the grocery store that I work at after closing, disable the security systems and just graze for hours and then have sex in my office. Many times my fiancé would use some of the produce as a dildo and shove a cucumber or a zucchini up her big fat pussy while she gave me an amazing blow job and of course as a secret joke we would put the defiled veggies back on the shelf..😆.

I would love to photograph the two of you for an art expose featuring alternate lifestyles and out of the ordinary relationships.

That's so cool.... A little gross but cool...👍👍

No wonder the last cucumber I bought smelled and tasted like fish... Can my boyfriend and I party with you two big fat fucks?.. You sound like a lot of fun.

Sure, as long as you don't mind hanging with big fat people... Just an FYI we do spend a lot of time eating as a precursor to getting wild and when we do get it on, it doesn't always last long... We get winded and out of breath easily. Lifting and moving huge bellies and all these fat rolls can be a quite a chore at times. Some help would be welcome.

Have you two fat hogs had heart attacks yet?

If they haven't, it won't be long.

Instead if help, how about losing some weight? That would be the prudent thing to do. Maybe if you and your diabetes queen weren't so enormously fat, your sex life would be better and last longer.

You two fat monsters should breed and see just how fat of a baby you can make. I'll bet with some good excessive pre-natal nurishment help we can produce a record size blue ribbon piglet.

That's disgusting, not to mention irresponsible and dangerous.

Any pics?

Such a sweet story. I saw a couple just like you in a buffet recently. Both stuffed themselves silly and patted each other’s tight bellies on the way out. Still enjoying each other’s fatness?

How fat are you two pigs now?

Looks like you pigs ticked off at least 5 of the 7 7 deadly sins on you 'slop'-bucket list -
Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Pride

I'm glad you know it isn't healthy or sustainable. Even if you come from stock with healthy hearts and veins, the frequency of going to all you can eat buffets may kill you with a dose of ptomaine, botulism, or the deadly salmonella food poisoning. At best, eventually your feet, knees, and hips are going to wear under the strain, and mobility may become a problem. It comes down to lifestyle choices. That even includes what you might be smoking, and how many choices are available. Cannabis- indica, like U.K. Cheese, is wonderful for what you love, namely, eating, sleeping, and fucking, but can also lead to " couch lock ", which is keeping you from the exercise you need. Look for, and use cannabis-sativa, or, a sativa-dominant hybrid. which is more of a head high and walk to a market and buy more veggies, salads, and fruit. You can still be a unrepentant hedonist, like me, just be a healthier one. Good luck, keep blazing and fucking !

I'm being serious! I for the love of gawd do not know how morbidly obese people can fuck. How can that fat swallowed up little pee pee make it to an overstuffed fattened puss?

Some of us have help... My fiancé and I are extremely large and intercourse has gotten very difficult so my fiancé has her sister and her husband come over to help guide us in the right direction and help hold our fat rolls out of the way. It's not optimal and a little embarrassing but we've gotten used to it. It's actually kind of a turn on having other people watch us 2 landwhales do the humpty dance...😁

Do they take pics and laugh?.. How do they stand the smell?

Yes they take pics, yes they laugh... They have also told the entire family and God knows who else that we need help having sex because we are so fat. So much for trust and we have stopped asking them for help... Now we are relegated to just mutual masturbation as intercourse is all but impossible. Most sex for us now entails some groping, fat humping and belly bumping until we pass out sweaty and exhausted in each others arms... Unfortunately my wife wants to have a baby so we are going to have to find another way to get the job done. Any suggestions from fellow fatties would be greatly appreciated.

You could always get serious about your health and lose weight... Just a thought.

We've tried... Nothing works for us. Besides we like eating far too much to give it up. It's our drug of choice and the habit is way too hard to kick.

First off I'm not obese. 6'1" 190lbs but my wife is a SSBBW, over 650lbs. After much searching, I hired a nurse/midwife who specialized in bariatric "Intracervical Insemination". She used an impregnater syringe sometimes known as a "mosie". I provided the sperm and she did the rest. We have 2 children and both times she had to do it about 3 to 4 times before it took. It was interesting and a lot of fun to watch. A couple of times we made an event out of it and my wife invited her sister, mom and friends to watch the process. The nurse also provided the prenatal care for my wife throughout her pregnancies. Both our childern were water births at home, right in our living room. Family and friends joked that shamu was giving birth.😄.. A lot of people including some medical professionals told us that we were taking a big risk doing it that way but we didn't have a lot of choice. The conventional way was not feasible for us as I couldn't get close enough to my wifes cervix through conventional intercourse and no artificial insemination facilities would consent to servicing a woman as large as my wife. They told us that my wifes weight made pregnancy kind of risky but she did very well with both pregnancies because dispite her weight, she is metabolically healthy and has a strong heart and pulmonary system. She gained about to 80 pounds with each pregnancy which was a concern but it didn't seem to be a problem for her. Both our girls were beautiful plump, healthy, babies. 13 pounds plus. They are 4 and 6 now both beautiful, chubby, little blonde angels who are the spitting image of their mom.

That sounds like a plan... I'm not sold on the birthing at home for my wife. At her size, 570lbs, I worry that if something should go wrong I would much rather have her already in the hospital.

You would be amazed at how creative us pigs can be when we need tp

We fuck sideways or lift our bellies up

I popped a boner when you said you lift your bellies...nothing hotter than two pigs fuckin!

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