I accidentaly raped myself
One night i was just layin in bed asleep then suddenly i had some weird shit happen to me. i was having some sleep paralysis and then got possessed. I then proceeded to jack myself off against my will, eventually i came but somehow the demon that possessed me kept stroking my dick and it felt painful, the demon then came out of my body and i was in control of myself again after some time i know this is not me as when i jack off i stop jacking off after i cum, now i totally feel like ive been raped by a ghost. i hope it is not illegal to rape yourself otherwise i fear prison time.
This might be the only REALLY TRUE post here. No jury of your peers would ever convict you.
He said, he said.
I'm still laughin' about this
I'm laughin' about this.
Did you clearly say no from the beginning? Sounds like you gave implied consent.
More likely a mental institution, clown.