I got puked on during a hookup!!!
Last week I went home with a guy friend I'd been flirting with for a while. We never hooked up or anything but knew it was gonna happen that night . We both had a bit to drink but I wasn't super drunk or anything, it didn't seem like he was.
We went to his place and kissed and undressed on the couch. I pulled off his shorts and began giving him a blowjob. He wasn't really hard but I figured the alcohol didn't help. He was in my mouth and I thought I heard him moaning, so I went even deeper when I heard a belch followed by what felt like a gallon of water dumped on my head--he threw up beer and bar food on me. I froze and didn't even have time to react when he literally did it on me again. I was crying and swearing up a storm but I got him to the bathroom by the toilet and I got in the shower. After I borrowed some clothes, got him to bed, and we both passed out.
He was humiliated the next day, but he took me out to breakfast and I got over it pretty easy. We hooked up a few more times but never clicked for a relationship. Honestly, though, I think the whole thing just gets funnier with time :)