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Women using Men's Restrooms
I was at a concert last night with my bf and the lines to the women's restrooms were crazy long. And they had maybe twice as many men's restrooms than women's rooms. I told my bf fuck that, we're missing the show, so I got in line to the men's room.
It was kind of amusing, I could see guys giggling, but I needed relief, so when a urinal opened up, I backed up my ass/vagina to the porcelain urinal and let it flow. One guy in line was nice enough to hand me a paper towel so I could wipe my vag.
It was only the second time that I've had to do that--the other was at the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs, when I used the men's room for the same reasons. It was easier there, because guys pee in a trough, not urinals. I could sit on the rim.
Anyway, I'm tired of not having enough places for women to pee at sporting events and concerts. Really, it's fucked up.
I can remember a time my mom and I went to our local swimming pool. We each got a basket and I went to the boys shower and changing room. My mom went to the girls changing room. Even before I could start to undress my mom comes to the boys changing room. She said all the stalls were filled and girls and women were waiting in line.
So she undressed with a couple of dozen boys and men. Put on her swimsuit and we went to the pool. Nothing stops my mom!
Once, while celebrating St. Patrick's Day, a drunk woman, who declared she was on the verge of pissing herself, barged into the men's room ( which had a line out the door awaiting the use of one urinal and one toilet stall ). Seeing both of those in use, with nobody giving up their spots in line ( a full bladder will thwart chivalry every time ! ) she lifted her skirt, lowered her panties, and plopped her ass on the wash basin. She relieved herself with a gush and a groan, and we were almost ready to give her a round of applause when the wash basin ripped away from the wall. The plumbing was compromised, water spraying everywhere. Apart from giving most of us a look at her pink canyon the woman was unhurt. However, the restroom was immediately, and quite angrily, closed, the owner screaming that his day's profits were going towards a new wash basin, and plumbing. The moral of the story : Keep your fat asses out of the place we should be washing our hands !
I have often used male toilet areas at festivals when the women's area was queued up. I don't know what it is about festivals, for one weekend, you just don't care. One time stands out, i went in the male area, and no cubicles free and i really needed to pee, do i used a urinal. Maybe 20 guys could see me, and were really staring, slightly turned on i have to admit i really didn't try to cover myself, i pulled my skirt right up and knickers were round my ankles. (i think i made most guys miss lol)
One guy must have been impressed, he came over after u was done and said 'you just don't care do you? I like that' i smiled then he said 'plus you've got a really nice pussy, sorry couldn't help but see' i thanked him, not sure what else to say, then he said 'wouldnt mind seeing it again, get a closer look' i should have ran away, but i went to his tent and we had sex. We didn't even exchange names, no idea who he was. Lol that's festivals
Years ago the college I went to had a shower and laundry area in the lower level of the community center building. One morning I was standing in line waiting for a shower to open up and this woman walked right in there and got in line behind me. She told me that the women's area was totally different with separate shower rooms and the women would shower and get totally ready in the room which took way to much time. I saw her shower there dozens of times and she was never shy about it at all and everyone treated her with respect.
My wife and daughter's all stand up and pee when we are out in the boat. Pull down the gear, pull up and separate the labia far enough exposing the urethra and let it go. It's amazing how far they can pee when standing. I get excited watching them holding their pussy lips open.
Our son who tours the country with band uses the womens RR because they are cleaner. Men are filthy pigs that piss all over everything.