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Is it just me?
I love reading these posts, gets me hard - until the minute someone puts their or their wives weight and measurements down. It totally ruins it for me. Your stories are great until I see for example 115lbs 34d- 28- 40 blah blah fucking blah. Ladies come In all shapes and sizes, there's no need to kill the story by putting all these random numbers down. Soon as I see it I read no further.
My boobs look like a tube sock with a tennis ball in the end of them they are real and will never be fake huge ugly ass filled in, if I get cancer I'm having them removed as quick as I can then I'm going shirtless, I might get nipples tattooed on just so I have them don't know...
I've got a nice pussy that can take quite a fucking and your probably never going to see it, how's that work for ya??
yeah that bull is annoying I always think that's how you wish it was, how is it really?? hahahahahahaha and it dose nothing for me..
It's for a point of reference, I guess. It doesn't make me stop reading, though, I often think it's rather unlikely. I'm more put off by somebody describing their own tits as " large " or "jutting". Makes me think, "Yeah, sure, probably nice and long like the natives in National Geographic ! " or a "fine ass". Probably looks like a vat of cottage cheese cleaved by a boat paddle. Or, " I have a large cock ! " Large compared to what ? I have a monster alongside a tube of Chapstick. Get over your fucking selves !
I love when someone describes how hairy a pussy and asshole is.
I guess I can see your point because describing my body by numbers can seem a little cold. My boobs are large, barely fall when my bra drops off and I have been told my nipples look puffy like a baby bottle top.
Mmm I love puffy nipples
Bit of a whiner aren't you