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My first sex
Growing up on a small family farm, I spent a lot of time alone, doing chores and tending to the livestock we raised. I learnt about sex from watching the animals go at it. I first learned how to jack off one day, when my pecker got hard watching two of our pigs fuck. I pulled my pecker out and started rubbing it, imagining that I was fucking that sow pig, until I came. It felt great and I started doing it every day. One day, when gathering up chicken eggs, I noticed that eggs are at least as big around as my cock, so figured a chicken could handle my cock in it. I grabbed the largest hen we had, and held her upside down until she stopped flopping around. I had my cock all greased up with some pig fat I took out of ma's kitchen. I lifted that hens tail feathers up and rammed my cock in as far as it would go. It was warm and felt way better than my hand, especially when she started squacking and flapping her wings. I came in about two minutes. That was pretty much my first experience with sex. I got caught one morning in the chicken coop by ma. She was terrible mad, but didn't tell pa, cuz he woulda wooped my ass something terrible.
Jim-bob, you been diddling them chickens again?
Heck, your pa has probably been fucking the livestock and chickens for years. Most boys on the farm do it so don't feel like you are weird.