Free shag... but
I'm a maintenance guy, the building has 150 staff so I get to meet lots of new faces every day, I'm also very flirty with the ladies, it's paid of a couple of times over the last six months but now I'm not a new face anymore, that is unless you have just started a new job here!
I was sorting out some wiring and had to go under the table, being the cheeky flirty guy I am I asked the lady, can I slip between your legs to connect this lead, yes please she said you can slip between my legs anytime, she was only joking but it encouraged others to join in, it was all harmless banter.
I gets into work the next day and I have internal mail, now I don't get mail.
It was from the lady yesterday saying she was being honest about me slipping between her legs.
My problem is she is a big girl and I don't do big girls!
Hypocrite!!!! Do her she will give you a BJ like you've never had before, plus she'll be Tight!!! Big girls don't get it often & when they do they can & do attempt to squeeze your dick off when they cum!!!!
I have fucked two chubby girls and have to say they were both very good in bed and could suck cock better than most of the other women I have been with.
Just fuck her.