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"Odd sex?"
My husband has this rather strange fetish, which involves me "looking bored" whilst he screws me. To satisfy me 1st, we have our usual sex which is great, then soon as I've orgasmed, he'll get me to lay in all sorts of positions, for example i could be layed propped up on my elbows, and he will get on top, fuck me, and i have to look around the room as bored, or maybe file my nails while he takes me from behind, sometimes just lay there not moving a muscle or making any facial expression. He seems to be more hornier this way, and really ravishes me. I've never heard of this before, but he gets off on it. Anyone else?
It can be quite fun sometimes. I ask my wife to just lie there or to bend over and fuck her but not to respond. Sometimes I'll ask her to comment but it has to be something like 'have you cum yet?' or 'hurry up I want to watch the TV'. Other times it's me underneath playing not interested. She'll get me hard and lower herself onto my cock and go for it. Luckily for me I find it difficult to cum when the woman's on top so there's no problem with the feigned disinterest. I make sure not to hold her or kiss her boobs while she's riding me. The bottom line, it's one of our little kinks and we both like it!
Every now and then I'll tell my wife just to lay there, don't move I just want a dead fuck. Usually what pops out of my mouth while pumping her is I just want to use your body. Sometimes by habit she starts moving and humping her ass and I yell at her don't move I want a dead fuck. She is gorgeous and I just want to use her at the moment.
There's something to that..Like you're a bitch and are bored with whatever he's doing or trying to do to you. Makes him try harder. I admit, been having sex with my hot older sister for years, and, after a surgery she had and post-op pain meds that made her very blah and sedate...She's lay there with the same, blah, ok get it over with, manner. Kind of drove me crazy having her "just there", not into it (even though she was) and making me work for everything I did to her.. She'd usually claw her nails into my skin, and even that took my taking her hands and doing it for her..
For my wife and I this happens sometimes. If my wife is not in the mood and I am she will lay there and let me fuck her. Sometimes she's in the mood, mostly at odd times during the night, and will get on top of me and ride me until she has her orgasm. We never deprive each other of sex and have a very healthy sexual appetite but sometimes one of us is NOT in the mood.
I like to do this my wife normally reads a book while I fuck her and I get so turned on it great it's called a pity fuck
Im quite sure he pretends im dead whilst fuckin me
My husband also likes me to look bored and ignore him when we have sex. It puzzled me until I figured out that, for him, it was part of an overall femdom thing. Another big turn on for him is kissing my feet while I'm reading or talking on the phone. When I'm working at my computer desk, he likes to kneel between my legs and eat my pussy. I've become pretty good at paying him no mind. It's his thing, so I figure, what's the harm.
When I fuck my wife I require her to undress and lie on the bed in the nude with her hands by her side and smiling. I mount her and push in and cum. If she resists in anyway including grimacing because it might hurt a bit then I roll her over and spank her and then fuck her in her ass. When I'm done she has to thank me.
I doubt she ever has to grimace in pain, pencil dick. ;) Let's just be honest here, right?