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The new guy next door grossed me out
I helped my new neighbor next door bring a new couch into his house. He's a single middle aged guy. He caught me cutting my lawn and asked me to give him a hand. I went with him and we brought the couch in. He offered me a drink, I declined saying I have work to do. He said would you like a fast blow job? Uh what I said, can I blow you he asked. No thanks man my wife would not appreciate that and I wouldn't either, it was really awkward. When I see him going in and out of his house I'm disgusted by him for how he put me in a situation like that with out even knowing me. I have no desire for gay sex, my wife is very satisfying and I'd never cheat with a woman let alone some gay guy. I eventually told my wife when she noticed the distain I had toward him. Oh let it go she said, you know it's hurting you more than him. I said I know, I'm grateful to have you and I could not imagine doing something like that. I never had a neighbor I couldn't get along with, but I find I can't even be neighborly, I avoid him like the plague and now I want to move so I'm not near him.
You want to move because you are afraid your inner gay will come out one day and you will let him suck yourself cock. Maybe you want to stop jerking off while thinking about him
You sound like someone with repressed homosexual urges that you keep pushed down by hating anything that reminds you of that part of yourself.
Methinks he doth protest too much.
Back in the day, you could have bashed his head in with a baseball bat. Unfortunately, you can't get away with it nowadays because the queers have "special" rights. Best just to try to ignore the fruit. Also, tell all of your friends about it, that way if any of them are closet fags, you can bust them when you catch them sneaking over to your neighbors house.
Ask yourself this - if your neighbor was a good looking middle-aged woman instead of a man, and offered you a blowjob, would you have accepted? Would you be disgusted by her forwardness? Would you have told your wife and would she have been so nonchalant about it?
He was just hitting on you--it's no big deal. Take it as a compliment.
Get over it and get over yourself
Big deal. Would you rather be unattractive to everyone? You said no, no harm done, it's not like he tried to rape you.
Not so hasty. Perhaps you should try it at least three times before rushing to judgement. I'm an older married cock sucker --- and I bet you would end up loving it and wanting more. And no -- we are not sick nor stupid. We're also not all gay. Some of us just love to suck cock. I'm one of those. Thank you.
While I will admit it was an odd thing to ask you,just let it go. Its not that big a deal that you should want to pack up and move. He asked if you wanted a blowjob not help him get rid of his boyfriend's dead body.