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Creepy guy at closing
I dunno about everyone here, but you know when you are out clubbing (im female btw) in bar or night club there is always creepy older guys just hanging around on their own, trying to dance with you and always trying to touch your bum or accidentally bump and cop a feel of your tits. well.... i pulled one the other night, not on purpose like i set out to do it! i pulled a really fit guy and we went to catch a taxi back to his and he puked and then tryed to kiss me straight after, ew no i ditched him ans went back to the club to try n find my friends but they had already left while trying to find them i bumped into this guy who had felt my ass like three times that night, he offered to buy me a drink, well i took it and then had a fag with him before i told him to take me to his and fuck me
he jumped straight up and dragged me outa the club and to his car (he claimed he hadnt been drinking) now im not saying he was ugly but he wasnt fit much ether, he was alot older than me (im 20) short and had next to no hair. well he loved my boots and although the sex started off abit weird (licking me boots) it was fucking amazing! he went down on me long enough for me to cum, making me not care that he didnt put in a condom. then he fucked me harder and better than most before, it was abit weird to see my legs and boots on his shoulders with him sniffing and licking them but he hit all the right spots. we then came together with him filling me with his cum tipping me right over the edge.
we didnt stop there as after awhile i wanted it again as he waa sooo good, this time i sucked his dick (it wasnt that big and very hairy) and i really didnt mind it at all, he then licked me even after i atill had his cum down there, he even licked my arse and asked if i would do anal (i dont) but i was temped too, but i didnt let him. we fucked again but i didnt get chance to cum again before he came, this time weirdly he pulled out and wanked his cock till he came all over my boots.
very weird, creepy and yet rather kinky
Hey must missed with post 1st time around
im another one them creepy guys, 42yo single,
you know how many young 18-20s tarts iv managed to get to my place at 3am? over twenty so far and im still going, yea sometimes i strike out, and it can be weeks but all of a surden iv got some loose slut laying on my bed, stinking of wkd and fags with their heels on my shoulders as i bang away at then till i cream deep in them!
i thanks booze, broken hearts and low self esteem knowing that without any them these stuck up tarts wouldnt look at me twice, and iv just fucked them bareback and came inside them
I'm one of those creepy older guys hanging out at the club. Fact is, for every five girls who find me repulsive there's one there with deep daddy issues and low self esteem who just wants me to take her home, spank her, tell her she's my angel, then push my cock down her throat while I finger her to orgasm.
And yes, it's worth the $30 cover charge and 2-drink minimum. I'm 48, overweight, balding, short, and have an average sized dick, but still get more 20-year old pussy now than I ever got in college.
Gotta love the guys with feet and shoe fetishes. They'll always buy you new shoes and will love you forever when you let them lave their way with your feet. If you can put up with all the licking and cum on your feet you can be set for life!