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A Walk in the Woods
When I lived in the woods, on the edge of a swamp, I used to take walks through some pretty wild territory. My wife didn't like me to smoke cigarettes, so I'd smoke out there, too. ALSO, I'd get out in the wild, pull all my clothes off and jack off with a lit cigarette dangling from my lips. When close to orgasm, i'd hang my balls on limb of a small tree or bush and cum on the leaves. I know, it sounds stupid, but I enjoyed it!
And here I thought I was the only one who did this. I've been walking around nude in the woods since I was 14. No friends with me to fuck. Just me. All alone. I'm now 58 and have never been caught. I live in the suburbs directly across the street from a 50-acre wooded conservatory that our village turned into a park several years ago by building a 10-ft. wide walking/biking trail through it, complete with a couple of nice wooden footbridges to cross over two little creeks that feed into a small duck pond on the edge of the park opposite from where our house sits. I work out of a home office, so when the weather is nice I'll go for a walk along the trail and veer off into the deep woods where nobody goes. I strip naked and take all the time I want walking around the back trails until I can't stand it anymore and have to jack off. It's fucking awesome and my wife is clueless.
I go out in the woods and get naked all the time and jack off. I have been doing this since I was a young boy. Used to jack off with my friends back then. we had oral sex and I let a couple of them fuck me back then as often as they wanted to which was pretty often.
When I jack off out doors today I like to put something in my ass and think back on my younger days when they used to fuck me and cum in my ass. I like licking the cum off my hands some times and when I am real horny I use my pre cum for lube and stick my dick up my ass and cum in myself a couple of times. I know it sounds weird but I like doing it often.