How can I get my neighbor(s) to seduce my wife?
My wife is a long-legged Italian brunette. Legs that go on for miles with a beautiful heart-shaped ass. Just to give you an idea of how long her legs are: I'm 5'11" and she's 5'10" and still her legs are A FULL 6" longer than mine at the inseam! No shit! Gorgeous thighs, well-toned. She looks absolutely incredible in her little denim mini-skirts and cut-offs. And she knows what she's got, believe me. She's not shy about showing it off, either. Our two next door neighbors, Tim and Keith (both married), are constantly flirting with her when she's out working in our backyard...sometimes they'll even flirt with her right in front of me. But instead of pissing me off, it gets me rock hard thinking about them fucking her when I'm not around. And I would really like to make this happen! I have absolutely no desire to watch or participate; I just want to know they're keeping her satisfied whenever I'm out of town on business. The only thing I'd ask in return is for them to call me whenever I'm in my hotel on the road to tell me all about what they've been doing to her so that I can beat off over their stories. Phone sex with a twist, you know? Maybe snap some pics of her cheating on me and sharing them with me. That would be fucking awesome.
So how do I go about broaching this to Tim or Keith or both?