What really burns my ass

The one thing that really burns my ass is a flame, about 30 inches high. Asides from that , I've really had it with them God damned aliens and their anal probes. Them scrawny assed little, big headed freaks travel millions of light years to come to Earth, and what the fuck do they do when they get here? Fucking anal probes. Don't these fuckers have rectums wherever they come from? I could understand traveling halfway across the universe to check out some fine pussy, but what the fuck? Are they all gay or some shit? My wife used to laugh at me when I wear a tinfoil hat to bed everynight. Now I have to wear a titanium reinforced kevlar chastity belt to keep my butt cherry intact. Damn them aliens.

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