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What can I do
I have to masturbate once or twice a day everyday. I hate it. I would love a horny woman to fuck me once or twice a day. I'm too ugly and too stupid to get any women so I post this crappy view of my ugly life on this website for your entertainment.
Like the other guy said, it's all about having realistic expectations. If you are a four on the looks scale, and you drive a 20 year old car and 20 year old clothes, and you ask out a woman who is a six on the looks scale, you will almost certainly be turned down.
So clean yourself up and get some education or a good job.
Just go downtown to Crack steet, fork over $30 to some toothless skank, strap on a condom, or take the bareback express to Aidsville. Or, just keep wanking your pud to internet porn, it's cheaper and safer. Seriously, though, no matter how ugly you think you may be, chances are you can and will find someone to give you what you need.
You need the right woman. If you have tension to work out on a woman's body you'll have no trouble. ;)
Getting women to want you is more about a state of mind than it is about appearance. You have to walk the fine line between confidence and cockiness and go from there.