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How do I punish my cheating whore of a wife?
My wife cheated on me about a year ago, and I just found out. The stupid bitch told her best friend when it happened, then a few months ago she went totally psycho on her best friend for no reason and dumped her. Obviously, the former bff had no more reason to keep the whore's secrets and told me she cheated. She told me the bitch fucked this guy a few times last summer, and has been stringing him along since. Sexting, naked selfies, etc.
So, now I know, but the rancid cunt I married doesn't know that I know. I know the mature thing to do would be to confront her and work it all out, or at least get divorced, but I don't want to do the mature thing. The whore has been making my life hell for the past year (oh hey, there's a funny fucking coincidence) - accusing me of things I never did, flipping out over nothing, driving away all my friends, and shitting all over everything I care about if it doesn't involve serving her every fucking whim. Oh, and did I mention I'm supporting her financially? Dumb bitch can't even hold down the most menial, no-skill, no-intelligence-required job. So I work two jobs to support her and she goes and fucks some asshole while I'm at work.
So yeah. I'm not feeling very mature right now. I don't want to confront her, I don't want to divorce her, I want to punish her. I want her to regret the day she decided to fuck me over.
I should mention that I don't want to physically harm her. I'm angry at her (obviously), and I don't think I've ever hated anyone as much as I hate her right now, but it's never okay to physically abuse someone, no matter what they've done to piss you off. So, the punishment can't be physical.
Any thoughts? And before anyone suggests it, yes, I've considered just fucking someone else, but in addition to making my wife suffer for what she did, I also want to do it from a position of moral superiority. So, no affair for me.
So, yeah. Since smacking her around and fucking someone else are off the table, I need to get creative. And that's why I need some help.
Hey bro,
That's just the one you know about. I bet you she's fucking guys that she doesn't even know there names. Have someone hit on her, when she goes to fuck him, walk in on her.
Knock up her mom and sisters
Divorce her ass. Leave her with nothing, get a good Atty., hire a private detective to document her cheating and use it against her at court and take it all. Quit your second job and enjoy YOUR life.
Figure out what thing is most important to her and make a plan to take it away. If its your money she values, then do the legwork with a lawyer to divorce and leave her with nothing. If it's kids, do the same but fight for full custody. Having to ask permission to spend time with kids would make her rue the day she met you. If she has a purse collection or something like that, sell it when she's away. You have to know your wife to know what would be the worst thing for her to lose.
I agree with the last statement except never use the kids for revenge. By your comments I do not think you would be the type of person who would, but it is totally unfair to children and I have seen the results of it.
Oh, I totally agree that it is morally reprehensible to use children as leverage. It just naturally followed in my list of revenge tactics since it is one of the most common things I see other than money.
If you love her forgive her and do a mfm or fmf threesome for your satisfaction. She is horny. If you dont love her leave, dont look back
You have to expect that by asking that question here, the trolling internet gang of horndogs that frequent this place is going to get you a few lewd comments and not a lot of real advice to take home with you. That said... by your brief note it sounds like it's been leading up to this for quite some time (over a year?) and even if she wasn't sleeping around on you, your life together was getting worse & worse. She seems to have lied to you in a profound way, so how you can forgive that, who knows. If it's actually true is another question, and the past friend obviously does have a reason to lie about it just to get back at her for breaking off their friendship. Even if it isn't true and she has been faithful, that doesn't excuse the behaviour of shitting on your life for the last year, so that's still on the table. You have to sort this shit out for yourself, but do you want to spend your life with someone who doesn't make you happy, who purposely makes you miserable and is breaking friendships? That's a massive conversation to have with yourself and definitely with her. It's your life, but if the idea of marriage is so strong in your head that you have to stick with her for the sake of the marriage, that's up to you and you can work it out (...somehow). Wish you the best... but to me - sounds like you're done with this one. It may have been done for quite some time. Sort out your finances, protect yourself, and don't do anything fucking stupid that you'll regret.
Fuck the friend take a pic and show her!