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Sometimes, when I get real hungry, I eat my own poop. I know that sounds kinda gross, but many animals, like rabbits for instance, eat their own poop. I've never gotten sick from doing it, and it helps stop the hunger pains, for a little while. It actually tastes better than it smells. Someone even paid me twenty dollars once to see me do it. It was great. I bought myself a cheeseburger and fries afterwords, and a pint of Vodka with the money I earned.
Most vets will tell you that when an animal eats it's own shit it's due to a vitamin deficiency. Take some vitamins and stop eating your poop.
Wtf
I've fantasized about shitting directly into a guy's mouth.
You're a vulgar human being. Bet your breath smells like shit all the time and I'm more than willing to bet that you never get laid.
Well aint you the fortunate one. Wait till you become homeless and haven't eaten anything in three days, then you might think different about eating a steaming fresh pile of shit.
Unlike many animals, what you are doing is dangerous like Russian Roulette. Urine is sterile when it leaves the body but shit is not.
Shot is leftover what you've eaten the past couple of days