Pulled a lovely granny last night
I pulled a tasty granny last night at our local Indian restaurant. I was with my missus and two friends and I was sat their and spotted this lovely granny. She was late 60s early 70s I guess, I am 34 btw and she was dressed really smartly and had a nice figure with good sized breasts. She noticed me looking at her and gave me a smile, which was promising, but how was I to get to chat her up? My missus would not be happy! Well later on I had to have a pee and as I was coming out of the gents I nearly bumped into her. I said sorry and she smiled and I thought 'here goes', so I asked her for her phone number and she had already written out for me on a piece of paper. Ring me Wednesday morning she said and then she was gone. This made me so horny, I gave the missus a good seeing to when we got home and I am looking forward to Wednesday morning.
She might want you to mow the lawn. :)