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My lil sister found my "shaking" vibrator
So a couple days ago, I left my little bullet vibrator in the bathroom by mistake.
I went to go retrieve it this evening, and it wasn't there. Naturally, I immediately assumed my disabled little sister must have taken it by accident, nit knowing whwt it was. She was out, so I carefully searched her room and the bathroom, to no avail.
When she returned, I showed her the generic amazon image of it and asked her "have you seen this?" "Yeah! I put it outside!" She said. I asked her to go retrieve it, and she came back in and handed it over.
"Why did you put it outside?" I asked. "It was shaking!" She said. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
Wait until she finds your bad dragon toy
I died laughing just cleaned my computer screen spit my dinner all over it choking that’s epic funny!