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Useless at DIY
My husband is useless about the house, for him the D in DIY stands for Disaster. He cannot fix up a shelf or anything. But he makes up for it in a couple of ways (a) he is a wizz with computers, and (b) he has a huge d1ck and really knows how to use it. When he fuck me he has the stamina to keep at it for ages and lovemaking in general can last for hours and hours. He also has a large tongue and believe me girls it's heaven when that thing is wriggling around inside of you. We both like to rim each other too and he will lube up a buttplug (his favourite one has a tail on it), so that when he pulls it out my arsehole is expanded and he can put his tongue right up my arse. The first time he put his d1ck up my arse it was agony and we had to do it in stages; an inch or two one night, a bit more next night and so on. I am working (again in stages) on deep-throating him at the moment, I have promised my friend Angie that she can watch it when I can take him right down, so that all she will see is his bollox on my chin. It is a challenge but I have very nearly overcome the gagging reflex.
How about I come around with my wife I'll do the dyi stuff while your husband does my wife then I can do you when I finish the jobs. I have a bigger than average dick and she's always saying she wants to try another big one. We have never been with anyone else in our lives so this would be very exciting.
Sounds good but I think my old man will do me and your missus and lumber you with the DIY.
I think I'll take my chances and I guarantee you will have your pussy full of my 8 inch cock. You will have orgasym after orgasym. I that hard right now I could do you now G
8in! What good is little thing like that, I have been able to deep throat little 8inchers for years, get real man. My hubby can also spell orgasm!
Oh I do want him to fuck my wife if he's that big? Sorry about the spelling I was wanking when I wrote it. Just how much would he give her and for how long?
Just over a foot! I can't take it all and I certainly can't deep throat all that dick. But if you came round I could deep throat you. We have couples round and he loves to see me deep throating the guy but you should hear what the woman says when she first sees his cock. The usual comment is "You can't put all that up me". Most women can't get any of his dick in their mouths because of its width, I look a bit like Carly Simon (the big mouth bit anyway) and he told me after we were married that my big mouth is what attracted me to him! Nice eh? But I do love his dick, we sit watching the TV at night with me stroking the monster. This was quite embarrassing one night when I was doing it and I forgot that his mother was here, I rubbed it outside his trousers to get him good and hard. But when I got it out I heard his mother say "I'll just go and put the kettle on". Me and her did laugh about it later, she didn't mind about seeing his pride and joy she was more worried about embarrassing us. When he lived at home she said he was never shy about exposing himself in front of her and she had caught him wanking a number of times, she missed it after we got married. Since that time he has once again not been shy about exposing himself in front of her.
Well I need an address so I can visit, I'm sure all the ladies try to get it all in at times I know my wife would try until she succeeded.