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I'm so embarrassed
This girl came over one time right, and she literally walked into my room, and I fucking came. I didn't even have a hard on. I literally saw her at my door and my splooge just came to greet her too.
I bought a very good female friend who was going through some very difficult times, medically and otherwise, a textbook "little black dress" while we were at an outlet shopping center one afternoon, and thought nothing of it. Until next time I picked her up, and she came downstairs with it on, hair down, bright smile, makeup done, long nails polished. I gasped, and had to hide my immediate hardon. And I mean, immediate.
She hugged me, and I felt the trickle of spew. Not a lot, thankfully, as she'd have noticed (and probably felt good that she did it to me). Had to excuse myself, very slyly, and hit the downstairs bathroom, where I let loose and cleaned up. Never saw her look more beautiful and hot than that..No wonder she used to model before her medical stuff happened.
You should jerk off more often, honey. Then this shit wouldn't happen.