Nipple search
Having a healthy relationship with your kids can really pay off sometimes.
My daughter is taking a knitting class at the library that a college girl is teaching. They start the girls off with these huge knitting needles and the stitches are big enough to poke your thumb through. My daughter was sitting next to me at home following the instructions and having to start over again and again when suddenly she stopped, held up the picture stapled to the instructions and said, Dad...is that her nipple?
There it was poking out of the loosely knit shawl, her instructors nipple. My daughter went through all the photos on her knitting patterns that the girl teaching the class provided. We noticed that she wasn't wearing anything under the tops and in everyone you could see her nipples poking out between the stitches.
We had a good laugh and my daughter said she was let the other girls know in class too. I told her just not to ruin it for their instructor or she'd be too embarrassed.
Did she have nice nipples?