WTF? Muslim and Jews

My mom is half Jewish but practices as Muslim and my dad got shot by black thugs. Lately I've been eating massive 12 inch logs of shit, or so I thought. I didn't realize I was sucking BBC dicks as a fluffer so my mom could get fucked. I was drugged most of the time because I was stealing my dad's medications while he recovered from his injuries from being shot.

My dad couldn't talk, as he suffered a bullet wound in his throat, but he wouldn't have been able to talk anyway as he was mostly in a cock cage and and ball gag.

I suck at math, so my mom would do my homework while she got fucked by thugs while she watched "The Price is Right." I almost graduated on time with her help, but I needed another year. My mom is only slightly better than me mentally. I know where I got it or didn't get it.

I recently lit a dumpster on fire containing all of my porn hard drives and DVDs. I inhaled the smoke and it almost smelled like pussy. I wish I knew more about pussy. I don't, which is why this site is the best. I'm a Muslim like my mom, btw. We are going to Disneyland next year and I swear I'm going to jerk off when we do Space Mountain.

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