Emergency at work

I jerk off a lot at work, maybe every other day. I went to the restroom to stroke out a load and brought a bullet vibrator to put on my balls and my asshole. I decided to stick the vibrator in my ass and it felt great; it didn't take me long to blow my load all over the floor.

The problem was that the vibrator got stuck in my ass. I tried to reach up there, but it was pretty far inside my rectum. I think the contractions from my orgasm pulled the vibrator up my ass too far. And it was buzzing away and I could hear it. It was loud.

I left to go back to my cube and two people passed me and said, "What's that buzzing sound?" I was nervous and freaking out and didn't know what to do. I went to talk to my boss about taking time off so I could deal with this at the emergency clinic and she said, "Oh no! Hold on. I'm calling an ambulance! This is serious!"

I went back to my cube and around that time everyone wanted to come by to hear the buzzing sound coming from my ass. The paramedics arrived and told me to take my pants off, which I did. They constructed a barrier to shield me for privacy. For whatever reason, the fire department showed up too and I don't know why, because my ass was not on fire, it was just buzzing with a vibrator stuck in it.

By the time they got the claw-type thing to go deep into my rectum to pull out the vibrator, there must have been about 60 people from my work hanging out and listening to the whole ordeal. I knew I would never live down the pure shame of this moment and that my coworkers would never look at me the same.

Thankfully they got the vibrator out of my ass and the whole department erupted in cheers and applause. Paramedics do heroic work, actually, but they were a little rough on my rectum so I left work a little early to get some rest.

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