The day me and my wife got married

At our wedding my wife had changed into a white cocktail dress at the end of the reception her tits were almost spilling out of it. We were both pretty drunk and in the limo rife to our hotel I took of her panties had her spread playing with her pussy had her tits out and the limo driver could see he had the partition down. We got to the hotel I went to go get the cart for the luggage as the driver opened the trunk. As he loaded our luggage I was trying to get my new wife out of the limo but she was barely able to walk so the limo driver tells me to push the cart he’ll help her so I pushed the cart and he’s basically groping her as he’s helping her she’s stumbling saying incoherent stuff. We get into the elevator and she asks him if it’s true if all black guys have big cocks as he was black and he tells her if she’d like to find out. She says yes and we get into the room he lays her on the bed her tits out her legs spread her pussy there he pulls out his cock and starts rubbing it up and down her pussy she looks up and says she wants another s to see it he was hard thick eight inches she says oh my god and he goes back and starts pounding her pussy to three orgasms before cumming in her and left I clean her bringing her to another orgasm before fucking her but I was so turned I only lasted a few minutes

My wife cut her hair ...sort of a pixie style. I was not that crazy about it at all at first, it was ok but it just looked Peter Panish or some oddball thing like that.
Anyways...here we are fooling around in bed and I go to butt fuck her when I just noticed that, in the dim light of our room, she looked just like this thirteen year old that I once butt fucked when I was like twenty years old. I pounded her asshole and came in a fury. She asked me what the hell was all that about but I just kept it to myself and just offered an apology.

Whatever that means.
So you admit to being a moron?