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Ex Gfs .Mom !
My Gf of over 5 years suddenly broke up with me. Texting me at work just saying it's over, your junk is on your front porch.
Me stunned, devastated, confused, then depressed.
About 2 weeks later, her Mom , whom i was very close with, walks into my house, saying how sorry she is, even saying she disowned her now ex-daughter.
Takes me by the hand, leading me to my bedroom, takes her coat off, revealing her wearing only black stockings, lays on my bed saying to me; Come to me, Mommy Loves You, I'm your Girlfriend now. Get undressed show Mommy how much you Love Me!
My clothes flew right off, i was hard for her practically instantly!!! She pulls me into her, guided me in saying Love Me, Make Love to Mommy !!!
Oh my !!! I always admired her, she was always kind & genuinely interested in me. Yes i admit to always looking at her, wondering what it would be like being with her.
We made Love very intensely for hours! She's so incredibly amazing !!! Everytime she Climaxed, would stop me saying just rest, save it, count to 10, then later 20, 30, before asking me to go again.
She knew exactly when i was about to finally burst saying to me; im not on the pill, your choice. I felt my self suddenly absolutely exploding into her, the look of absolute love in her beautiful bright blue eyes. Then her saying oh my sweetheart, my darling, my boy,!!!! I wanted, needed to do this with you from the very first day we met!!! I'm sorry, honest i had no idea !! Then Said rest awhile, when you're ready just go again!
She was also saying very wonderful erotic things like how i just opened her up, so naturally i was hard again quickly. She asked me to Fuck her nonstop quickly as i can! When she Climaxed right as i was going the absolute quickest i could go she said Now, i exploded Again !!!
I must've passed out as the next thing i knew she woke me up with Dinner in bed.
Later on saying her bags are in the car, already sold everything else left in her house, putting her house up for sale. Was living in a hotel for a few days, was terribly upset about what happened, then had an incredible warm feeling about me, immediately rushing over. If you'll have me, i promise to love you forever! Yes, please, yes i want you.... Please call me Mommy !!! Wow ok !!!
So one year later, she's still with me now, never gets dressed, at home, only wearing a robe when my actual Mom visits.
Always insisting on cleaning, cooking, laundry, yes i do the yardwork, etc
We make love in the morning, shaves, washes, dresses me.
We make love when i get home, insists on serving me whatever i like for Dinner, her Lasagna is amazing !
Helps me with my music composing, that's good keep that, try this, (always insightful) keeps my notes, recordings organized, does daily data/cloud etc back-ups, even does my corresponding. (Pending deals etc)
Sold her home, (nearly 4x the amount of my Mortgage...that she then paid off !!!
Talked about having Children, (0n bc now) she's 39, looks early 30s really... I'm 26 . Also talked about Marriage, both agreed it's just not necessary.
My actual Mom (45) is totally Cool with her, they get along great! They even openly flirt in front of me, Laura saying she wants to get her into our bed !!
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Moist cunt
Hair on her vagina
Sorry the ex broke it off. So happy you're making a wonderful life with her Mom. I'm casual friends with 1 exbf's Mom.
Had to end a few relationships that went sour and my Mom was friendly enough with a few of my bfs, Wonder if She slept with any after the breakups ??
Not getting the time line. She's only 13 years older than you. You were 25 when your girlfriend of 5 years broke up with you. How old is her daughter, your ex girlfriend?
I see what's screwing you Morons up. He never mentioned his ex gfs age. You're so retarded, you're miscalculating everything based on his age & the moms age. And then each idiot is following the other moron. Morons.
So tell us the proper calculation. If we are all morons, please tell us the correct answer
I Agree.. Guys sure are stupid.
Very true, this time line is fucked up.
Which calls into question this entire story as to whether it's true or not
I read his story, Estimate/ Figure it out for yourself, dummy.
It sounds to me like the mom had the daughter when she was 13 years old.
And what is your conclusion?If you're so smart?
Our neighbor took me in when i was 16, she was 29. Smoking fucking hot woman. I was dating also and ended up marrying the girl I was dating. Always wondered how my life would've changed had I stayed with her. She had the best pussy I've ever had. She dated also, just benefits of living in her house. I used to get creampies from her boyfriends after they fucked. Gonna go look her up now!