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My contractor sent me a d*ck pic
I'm 29, married with 4yr old twins. My husband and I lucked up and bought an old farm house with land a few years ago. The house needs lots of work so as funds become available we concentrate on certain projects. My husband travels 60% of the time and I work part-time from home. My mom watches the twins while the contractor is working because the noise hurts their ears.
We found a local handyman willing to take on our kitchen. Len is late 40s, 6ft, skinny, with lots of tatts. He works alone, polite and always respectful. We've talked and joked around some. He can be flirty too. He's been divorced a few times and had some funny girlfriend stories. He renovated our small bathroom within 3 days & agreed to tackle our kitchen for a great price.
He was at our house working when I got a text. It was a naughty sext message intended for his latest girlfriend Ginger. It was a d*ck pic next to his yellow tape ruler. 8 1/2 & large mushroom head. Ok. It's the first d*ck pic I've ever received. Len told Ginger what he's going to do with it later.
A ruler doesn't lie! He doesn't look like a guy with a d*ck that big!
I waited a few minutes and casually told him I got his text. He said he didn't send me a text while looking at his phone. He was shocked and apologized quickly. I assured him I'll tell no one.
We flirted a little and he offered to show it to me in person. He did.
I promised not to tell my husband about the d*ck pic if he didn't tell Ginger I gave him oral.
We had a couple that were friends of ours for years. We often had dinner at each others house. One night after dinner we started to play cards then that got boring, but we also had too much alcohol and we started truth or dare. I don't remember the progression, but somehow all 4 of us were in some state of undress and I was dared to suck the other husbands cock. I remember taking it in my mouth and then the next thing I remember we are all in their bed and the wife is between my legs and the husbands dick is in my mouth. Funny how friends and alcohol add up to kinky sex.
I remember seeing the first penis that was not my husband's. We shared a beach AirBnb with friends. We're all mid 40s.
My husband was golfing and my friend went on a historical tour solo because we wanted to relax and enjoy the beach.
We were alone wearing swimsuits. Her husband was pitching a tent and being obvious and proud. We flirted and he stood up and dropped shorts. I'm sure the look on my face said it all. He was freaking huge! Never seen one that big.
It was no accident.
Update:
OMG!
We had sex!!
He keeps condoms in his truck. That's the only way I'd agree.
I am a penis craving secretary who takes dick-tation from my hung bosses and gets paid in sperm!!!!
I am a cunt craving boss. I have an open position. We can see if you like the position. We could try s different position, since I have a business with many positions.
Did you fuck?
He was trying to fuck you all this time while you still believe the text was to his girlfriend. Might as well give your your juicy pussy.